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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 10:54 PM        i'm never drinking again
i don't know what happened, but i woke up saturday feeling just horrible. i can normally drink quite a bit without any repurcussions, mixing drinks and other substances and the sort, but after only drinking a few pints friday evening, i woke up saturday with the worst hangover i've had in like ever. i was literally vomiting all day. i never vomit. i couldn't even hold water down, and i only started feeling better at 3am sunday morning. it leads me to believe that there was something else involved like food poisoning or something... but still... now i'm really freaked out and depressed. i never want to drink again. i want to be good. i feel like a defenseless kitten. i'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. i just want to stay in the fetal position for the next week and eat healthy food and do the right thing.
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 11:24 PM       
Your dehydrated dumbass. You went and gave yourself alchohol poisoning, not food poisoning.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 01:29 AM       
what evil said.

that and you're getting old.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 02:35 AM       
Incidentally, as of today I'm going to be drinking a whole lot more. Seriously.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 02:43 AM       
i just had a nap and all those gross feelings are history.

i don't think it was dehydration - i drank nearly a litre of water before i went to sleep, like i do whenever i drink. the fact that i'm getting older is possible i guess, but i doubt it. i'm not that old and i'm in great shape (i guess i could eat a little more meat or something... i'd like to gain a bit of mass).

i think it was some horribly brewed beer that only affected me or some awful french fry or something. regardless, no more drinking for me. i'll play it safe and stick to pot which never has these disastrous consequences...

unless it's laced with some horribly expensive designer drug that the dealer loses money on, but does so anyway so they can sit back laughing diabolically at how high they made me at a loss in profit
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 03:08 AM       
I'm pretty sure my vehicular adventure at 130 mph on a curvy 45 road was do to pot laced with angel dust. The idea is that the schmancy drugs make you think that dealer has higher quality stuff, so you buy more from him.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 03:16 AM       


Yeah, lace a $10 drug with a $50 drug so the customer keeps coming back for more. I'd love to see his business plan.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 03:24 AM       
Yeah, I'd love to see the IQ demographics for drug dealers. I thought that such was just what middle school health class told us so we'd stay away from it all, but reality is funny like that sometimes.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 08:01 AM       
i was at a friends house thjis weeked when a firetruck showed up accros the street. we went over and asked what was up and the cop said some kid was having a party at the house, and one of her friends found her moms 151. she was so drunk that the kids thought she was gonna die, and called 911.

fucking pussy bitches...

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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 09:30 AM       
Sounds like you had dodgy beer, soundtest. If it was draught, and they havent cleaned their pipes properly, that can make you really ill. Either that or you are a mary queen bumlord.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 10:23 AM       
A hangover is just alcohol withdrawal, my ex always says. Drink another and you're fine.

I, on the other hand, would much rather catch an illegal high. I've never gotten sick from getting stoned.

But don't tell anybody!
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 01:56 PM       
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info7.shtml

maybe your pot was poisoned with formaldehyde, seth.
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Old Jun 20th, 2005, 02:37 PM       
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i was at a friends house thjis weeked when a firetruck showed up accros the street. we went over and asked what was up and the cop said some kid was having a party at the house, and one of her friends found her moms 151. she was so drunk that the kids thought she was gonna die, and called 911.

fucking pussy bitches...

Yeah, that happened to a guy at one party around here last year. He was holding 151 in one hand and a cooler in the other. I dunno why, but he ended up puking blood and stuff. I don't know why I can handle 151 not bad.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 01:43 PM       
I think I'm just gonna go straight-edge, kids.

God, my college years are gonna suck...
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 01:48 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 03:09 PM       
Almost one week and still no drink. The fear is gone though... and the weekend is coming...
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 03:13 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 03:15 PM       
I've never had beer or smoked a cigarette. pooper
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 03:26 PM       
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Straight-edge in the sense that I won't drink or take drugs. Most straight-edgers aren't against sex; that's just the hardline vegan hardcore dancing dumbasses.

Now, talking to drunk chicks... no problem there.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 05:31 PM       
Oh my lord OAO is an edger. Now my head is spinning. If I see a picture of him in a throwdown shirt whilst being sodomised at a fencing competition the WORLD WILL END!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 05:33 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:04 AM       
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I said think. I'm going to try things first before I make my judgement.

Plus hardcore dancing is blatantly gay. Moshing at least has some manliness in it.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:54 AM       
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I agree. Partaking in a blatantly sexual ritual with members of the opposite sex is completely gay, while slamming your body up against a bunch of sweaty guys is totally cool.

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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 02:18 AM       
God OAO is turning into me without the parts that make me not suck

DON'T GO STRAIGHTEDGE. IF YOU DO, DO NOT CALL IT STRAIGHTEDGE

it entails a lot more than just the drug and alcohol thing. Trust me, I've been doing it for 3 years now and I've dodged so many bullets (like the STUPID bullet) by not associating/not hanging around with the hardcore straightedge crowd.
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