Foam party

[darkvare]

so i was in france for the last 2 weeks. and i was staying with a friend whosse aunt owns a night club called indigo. (for more info: http://www.wmaker.net/euronight/NEWS...-ete_a205.html)any way i just can't belive how cool this things are. the only issue is, that sometimes the foam gets to high so you must get to higher ground to survive litteraly. also is a boob grabbing ass touching fest down there hell even i was touched but it was awesome. has any of you been in something like it, or i am a lucky bastard. in a completly urelated note a french guy drinked 2 vodka shots and puked hilairious

[PILLOWFIGHT]

SPAMMER

GO BACK TO FRANCE YOU ANTI AMERICAN JERK OH AND I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING BANNED FOR SPAMMING SEE YOU IN HELL!!

[MetalMilitia]

There was a foam party here once and loads of people caught a wierd skin disease lol

[Meat Jello]

We had a shaving foam party once, but some asshole bought Menthol....that shit burns!!!

[eggyolk]

good one pillowfight

[soundtest]

There was a foam party here last Friday.

FYI: AT FOAM PARTIES THE ONLY PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO INTO THE FOAM PIT ARE THE GUYS SO THOSE AREN'T BREASTS YOU'RE TOUCHING

PS: THEY RE-USE THE FOAM

[kellychaos]

Previously-owned foam is EPA tested. One pubic hair per one cubic foot of foam is the acceptable standard.

[Terren]

How fucking backwards are you people. We have had foam parties here since 1996. Chicks in bikini tops (for the first half of the evening). You can still breath in the foam you just have to know how.

[McClain]

Originally Posted by Terren

How fucking backwards are you people. We have had foam parties here since 1996. Chicks in bikini tops (for the first half of the evening). You can still breath in the foam you just have to know how.

You're really fucking stupid. Go away now. Shooo! Okay buh bye.

[Terren]

You can suck my foam covered dick

[Dixie]

Foam parties are an excellent way to get chlamydia. Have fun kids!

[Terren]

Foam parties are an excellent way to see naked chicks.

[McClain]

Let's dissect your previous statement. Since you're such a smart guy and everything.

Originally Posted by Terren

How fucking backwards are you people.

Is that a question or a statement? And why on earth would anyone who HASN'T attended a "foam party" be backwards? The only people attending these parties are lonely men and 4 strippers. Get a fuckin' clue.

Originally Posted by Terren

We have had foam parties here since 1996.

Awesome! Next time were there we'll come visit one of your traditional foam parties. You guys no doubt wrote the book on how to fill a room with foam and dance around like faggots. Matter of fact, I'm on my way there right now! P.S. Where is "here"?

Originally Posted by Terren

Chicks in bikini tops (for the first half of the evening).

OMG! You went to a foam party and saw chicks in bikini tops? AMAZING! Is that allowed? I heard it was illegal. You can't go anywhere these days and see women in bikinis. (beaches) LUCKY BASTARD! Were you jerking off hard core that night? (pool) I WOULD HAVE BEEN ONCE I SAW A CHICK IN A BIKINI! (peer through crack in your mom's door)

Originally Posted by Terren

You can still breath in the foam you just have to know how.

That's quite a talent you've got there. No doubt you've perfected it at these parties... You know, I'm sure that would be a great bullet on a resume! "Proven performer. Can breathe in foam!"
I would like to invite you over this weekend so you can demonstrate how to breathe in my bathtub full of Barbasol.

I changed my mind. You are awesome. Stick around! We have a lot in common. I can breathe in cool whip (you just have to know how to do it).

[Terren]

I appreciate the fact that you took so much time out from your extremely busy and important activities to dissect my statement.

The fact that you have put so much time and effort into this little exercise fills my heart with joy. It is because of people like you that I am able to get out of bed everyday and be merry.

Thank you ever some much.

(You may now proceed with the dissection

[HickMan]

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[ziggytrix]

How fucking lame. Just because he tore you a new one doesn't mean it took a lot of time and effort.

[bigtimecow]

well technically, terren's taking his time and effort as well. replying to EVERY single one of mcclain's posts.

and quit hijacking darkvare's thread, assbuttwipe.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

How fucking lame. Just because he tore you a new one doesn't mean it took a lot of time and effort.

Actually, considering Terren's previous posts and throwing in a little algebra, I'd say that he took considerably less time than average.

[bigtimecow]

i'm completely outrageous

[kellychaos]

I just realized how completely outrageous you are!!!