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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:18 PM        At least it wasn't raining
Last night I drove 125 miles per hour off an interstate, coming within five feet of a street light. In a convertible with the top down, I rolled 75 feet into a bean field and landed upside-down. The only wound I suffer is a quarter-inch scrape on my right hand.

I really don't know why God feels the need to show off to me so much.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
WAS IT FUN???

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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
Were your tires speed rated to go that fast? What the hell happened? details details!!!!
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:34 PM       
My mind's survival mechanisms blocked out all the cool parts, I'm afraid. In the hospital I found a hot chick's phone number in my pocket.

I'm still quite convinced that nobody should have been able to survive that.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:39 PM       
1. Why drive 125 miles an hour?
2. GG
3. Glad that you're okay and everything is all right.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
1. I was really wondering that myself. It makes no sense to me.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
Fuck "can't drive 55", man! You're the poster child for "can't drive 110!"

Damn, you're lucky... If I drive at 60 MPH, some asshole will rear-end my car to the point of actually entering it...
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
This obliges you to paint a portrait and build a house.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
OMG! That's a terrible accident. How's the car?
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
i hope its one of FS
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
Nevermind the car, how are the beans?
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
okay back to the car. is it okay?
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
Totalled. 1991 BMW 325i convertible. I loved that car so much.

Goddamn beans had it coming.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
Speaking from experience, it seems that the worst looking accidents are the ones people walk away from.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
I was in this accident like a year ago. We slid out and tipped on our side rolled twice and wound up with our hood impaled on a tree branch just inches away from my head any closer and i would have been Trigger-kabob. I walked away with a cut on my cheek, so i know what you mean.

But i didn't get any phone numbers. God hates me.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 12:39 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:26 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:33 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
A car full of my virginia buddehs rolled around today :o
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
Jeez I'm glad you two are ok. Too bad about the car Seth, that's harsh.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
and when i heard their car hadn't rolled over you it made me all the sadder
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 11:40 AM       
It's such an honor receiving a response from the mythical flaming boob boy.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Gonna call the girl?
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Were you drunk? Drunk people always walk away from car accidents leaving a reign of fiery death and chaos in their wake. :sermon
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