Take the ultimate quiz

[Frollo]

You need experience with both cool things and shitty things to do well on this quiz. I tried this on some friends, but I figure the i-mockery forums will do best.

1. Who taught them to be ninja teens?
2. How does it work?
3. Y?
4. Who ate my dog?
5. Who sent me?
6. Doo doodooloodoo?
7. Who is a radical rat?
8. What is the stuff?
9. What place doesn't it belong if it doesn't get all over the place?
10. What do we not know about the cream-fillling?
11. Who makes it happen with you?
12. Where is it a beautiful day?
13. What is shown in the beautiful footage that is rolled?
14. What did somebody say?
15. Why aren't you interested in a craft-matic adjustable bed?
16. Who is coming for you?
17. Who can you hear now?
18. What do you get on with after you get in and out?
19. What do you want?
20. Oh everybody wants my what?
21. What is real big yeah yeah yeah?
22. What is out of control?
23. Who is part of you if you have a heart?
24. What countdown goes, "5,4,3,2,1!"?
25. What I aint afraid of?

Score (# of questions right)

0-4: bad
5-9: not bad not good
10-14: good
15 -19: very good
20 or higher: May God have mercy on your soul

[Professor Cool]

Answers 1-25: NO!

[Frollo]

you failed

[Professor Cool]

I'm glad, it was a fucking stupid quiz and i wasted 5 seconds taking it, considering it's random rhetorical bullshit.

[Frollo]

But there are right answers.

[-chupapi-]

if you keep up trying hard, day by day, some day you may be as funny as testicle cancer, just try again, i know you can do it!

[Frollo]

It's not meant to be funny. It's a quiz for chrissake!

[-chupapi-]

that wasn´t for you man! cool down, this reply was meant for another person who wants to be funny too

[MK IV]

1. Splinter
2. it just does
3. Because.
4. The vietnamese lady down the street
5. A postman
6.Bewitched
7.Splinter
8. Yeucky
9. Nowhere
10. Its past its sell by date
11. Yo Momma
12. Everywhere
13. Spliff
14. No
15. Because they suck
16. No-one
17. no-one
18. having a wash
19. Nada
20. Cock
21. The only place I wanna be.
22. Me
23. My dismorphic conjoined twin
24. Half of one
25. Nothing your a scaredy cat

[Professor Cool]

Answer: Quizzes Suck

Goodnight

[Esuohlim]

HEY EVERYONE! IT'S BOB AND DAVID!

[Spectre X]

24 - The Thunderbirds, bitch.

[Eternal_Champion]

1. Splinter
2. You just pull this...
3. I said so.
4. Your mom
5. Jesus
6. doo dada
7. Splinter
8. cocaine
9. Your mouth
10. Its not cream
11. Hamster
12. Here
13. Baked Beans
14. Hi
15. Not crafty enough
16. The devil
17. No one
18. Dry
19. More
20. Head
21. sex
22. My hormones
23. My tongue
24. This one
25. Using improper English

[Cap'n Crunch]

1. THE CHINK FROM 3 NINJAS.
2. YOU TAKE IT OUT AND YOU PEE WITH IT.
3. ******
4. ******
5. ******
6. ******
7. ******
8. ******
9. ******
10. ******
11. ******
12. ******
13. ******
14. ******
15. ******
16. ******
17. NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ON THE INTERNET, YOU CUNT.
18. WTF
19. ******S!
20. ******
21. BLACK GUY
22. ******S
23. ******
24. ******S ABOUT TO ROB SOMEONE
25. I AM AFRAID OF ******S.