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noob3 · #1

I was on a huge playground and there was a t-rex in it and it was eating all of the kids and then it ate me after I slid down the tube slide

I was safe where I was but the kids said I was too chicken to slide down the slide and it was sitting right there at the bottom of the slide and it ate me

It was scary, because I didn't know it was down there and I saw it's scary t-rex head as I approached the bottom of the slide and I tried to stop but it was too good of a slide

Anonymous · #2

I liked the Director's Cut of this thread better

noob3 · #3

i kind of forgot how the dream happened as i was writing it :/

HickMan · #4

I had a dream where I was in Jurrasic Park three a couple of days ago.

It was almost like that. But I killed the t-rex with grenades.

noob3 · #5

this isn't YOUR dream thread

kellychaos · #6

Were the T-Rexes wearing knickers and carrying extremely large lollipops?

Geggy · #7

Oh, my god. Are you ok, Noob?

noob3 · #8

i think i'm okay but i'm worried kellychaos isn't

do you have some child issues you would like to talk to us about, kellychaos? we care, kelly. we do. we're your friend! :D

Cap'n Crunch · #9

My dad told me a dream he had last night.

He said he asked change from our neighbor for 10 dollars. He said he had 6 dollars in change, 2 dollar bills, and a pepper. And she said he was lying or something, so he beat her up. And then he was saying sorry for beating her up to her husband, but he said it was okay because his hands were insured.

Spectre X · #10

Dreams eh? Freud says you ant to have sex with your mother.

But that's just Freud talking, he says that everything you do means tht you want to have sex with your mother.

Stupid Freud.

Perndog · #11

It's because Freud wanted to have sex with his own mother and he was the most delusional self-centered idiot in history, projecting himself onto the whole of humanity.

You have to be normal before you can pretend everyone else is like you.

Carnivore · #12

That's amazing! I dream about you being devoured by carnivorous animals all the time.

I'd also like to point out what an amazing coincidence it is that my Malevolent Seal of Disapproval™ is a piece of fossilized tyrannosaur shit!

sadie · #13

i think dreams are the subconscious' way of working out situations and thoughts and feelings and reactions. and it sounds to me, noob, like you know a certain path you're on (or could be on, given the right circumstances--or choices on your part) is leading you (or could lead you) to danger. but for some reason, it's too alluring to resist (or you can see this eventually being the case). that'll be five thousan' dollah, payable by cartoon, please. :P