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Old May 17th, 2006, 04:50 AM        other sexual innuendo related to sports
we've all heard the cliche of "playing the field", and the series of bases we all go through untill you get hardcore laid. But I'm sick of baseball. I'd like to play another sport. and since most of the people surfing these threads are sick perverted fucks anyway, I challenge you to make sexual innuendo based on other sports (Caber tossing, Hockey, MXC, just to name a few).
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Old May 17th, 2006, 06:53 AM       
Dicked in the face hard - I think that one is from rugby or something
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Old May 17th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
Getting sacked.

I think that's football~
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:44 PM       
Getting a blowjob. Am I doing this right?? >_<
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Old May 17th, 2006, 11:12 PM       
only if your blowing a ref otherwise it's a penalty and you go in the cage sh*thead and i'm not talking rebar here
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Old May 17th, 2006, 11:37 PM       
sinking a shizzy from ultimate frisby

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Old May 17th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
it doesn't go into the blowing the ref category we need a sport to assign it to before it gets points
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Old May 18th, 2006, 01:09 AM       
I'm not sure I get this thread at all!
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Old May 18th, 2006, 02:51 AM       
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Old May 18th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
He stole "SECOND BASE"
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Old May 18th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2006, 08:30 AM       
IN rugby theres a Position called the Hooker
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Old May 19th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2006, 05:11 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2006, 06:53 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2006, 04:38 AM       
the bump and run

the pass in the grass

needs new rubbers

cracked his block

pushing in turn 3

shes really loose

all from nascar....
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Old May 24th, 2006, 05:46 AM       
more nascar....

hard in the wall

tore up the rear end

too fast on pit road

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Old May 24th, 2006, 11:16 AM       
Did someone use "Plowing the back nine" yet?

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Old May 24th, 2006, 01:25 PM       
"Hey Kobe stop hogging all the BALLS!"
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