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Old May 20th, 2006, 06:14 PM        congrats, dole!
he got hitched today

congrats to him and his new wife, even though IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME



seriously. good luck to you, sammy. you deserve everything good life has to offer.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 10:35 PM       
Congratulations Mr. Dole!! I hope this thread gets a temporary sticky until you get back. You are a great presence on the forum and I admire your posts. I heard you were one of many that were taking/have taken the vows and I wish my heartfelt best for you and the missus.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 11:26 PM       
Pip pip, old bean! Pip pip!

Seriously though, congrats Sam!
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 11:27 AM       
Congrats, Dole! I hope you two have a lovely life together!
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 01:50 PM       
nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 04:57 AM       
Thank you folks!!
It was fucking amazing, despite it being virtually a force 10 gale all day.
Hannah looked absolutely incredible
I will post a pic of me and the missus in our nuptual finery as soon as I get some.
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 08:54 AM       
it's called "making love to your wife" now, sam. not "get some."

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Old May 23rd, 2006, 09:49 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 11:54 AM       
You can take the gent out of the pig, but you can't take the pig out of the gent.
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 12:04 PM       
Only because pigs have barbs on their penises :<
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 02:27 PM       
no wonder my ass hurts so bad.......fucking BARBS!
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Old May 25th, 2006, 03:49 PM       
That was a great joke that Chojin made, and you just had to post that Tenno, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Old May 25th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
they do not either have barbs you're thinking of cats pigs have curly w*iners just like their tails
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Old May 25th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2006, 12:57 PM       
Congrats Dole. Soon you will whelp and increase the ranks of I-mockery parents.

I have been married to the same woman for thirteenh years. I think. That it's the same woman. She says she is.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 04:56 PM       
all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 09:20 PM       
Congrats, Dole!

NOW MAKE BABIES!
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Old May 26th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
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all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.
And this is comming from the poster who says...

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nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!
you know how to keep the pussy twirling on the end of your wee dickie-poo doncha?
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