Chojin: i played some of the pirates of the caribbean mmo today
ItalianStereotype: how is it
Chojin: it has a bunch of good ideas
Chojin: and the music is great
Chojin: you get a ship (small) really early and when you take off the theme starts blasting and I was all FUCK YES
Chojin: however, I'm running a quad-core intel duo processor with one of the top 5 best 3d cards on the market
Chojin: and have 2 gigs of high performance ram
Chojin: and I was getting about 10 fps whenever I saw another player
ItalianStereotype: jesus
Chojin: and when I went in the bar, there was a fire hovering inexplicably in the air that when in view would drop my fps to about 1
Chojin: i also didn't realize that navy ships automatically fire on you, so I waded into an ocean of about 20 of them and got raped
ItalianStereotype: you hadn't heard about air fire? that shit's hot right now
ItalianStereotype: well that one is your own fault
ItalianStereotype: come on, you're a pirate
Chojin: well, i guess
ItalianStereotype: I don't want to play it cause it's DISNEY
Chojin: i was never told that
Chojin: i guess i did break out of jail in the first scene, but 99% of games start that way so I guess I just filtered it out
ItalianStereotype: I want to play a pirate game where I can rob and rape and run people through and leave no survivors
ItalianStereotype: but it's DISNEY
ItalianStereotype: so it's marshmallows and unicorns
Chojin: yeah, and like TOONTOWN you can't name your own guy unless you submit it for approval
Chojin: and you can only name your ship through pre-approved word segments
ItalianStereotype: whaaaaat
Chojin: which is honestly probably for the best in the latter case
Chojin: but still, the character gen is pretty good and I was disappointed that I'd have to get Disney's OK to name my guy Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Chojin: he looks just like him and has great adventures with johnny depp
Chojin: the graphics would have been considered simple about 4 years ago, and it still runs like trash though
Chojin: I have no idea how they pulled that off
ItalianStereotype: it's disney and it's free?
Chojin: it's free, unless you want to do anything
Chojin: like use anything other than the sword and gun you start with
Chojin: or want to use more ships
Chojin: or want to get 60% more experience
Chojin: or want to be able to log in without having to wait in a queue
Chojin: or don't want to be constantly reminded that you should really pay them
Chojin: or if you want to run it in fullscreen
Chojin: or if you don't want it to show you ads all the time
ItalianStereotype: they show ads?
Chojin: banner ads
Chojin: one for Mario Galaxy was usually up when I was playing
ItalianStereotype: well fuck them for wanting me to pay AND running ads
Chojin: yeah, you'd think one or the other would be fine
Chojin: it's like $10/month for PREMIUM access, too, which seems a little unreasonable
Chojin: puzzle pirates was like $5 and I still thought that was pretty steep
ItalianStereotype: puzzle pirates was fun though
ItalianStereotype: this doesn't sound very fun at all D:
Chojin: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Chain_Chomp/1
Chojin: and in conclusion
Chojin: here is a page of chain chomp porn
ItalianStereotype: with dog goatse!
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