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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 07:12 AM        Damn, they over roasted my nuts.
I want to talk about somehting annoying. Besides me.
Just now I was enjoying a nice big bag of roasted Pistatchio nuts and i got very annoyed. It seems that the good people at Wal-Mart can't quite figure out how to roast a nut. A lot of them were over roasted. Now you may ask what's wrong with that? Well unlees you're simple, you'd know that when a nut is over roasted you can't get the skin off. No matter how hard you try you will never get the skin off without destroying 89% of the nut. So this means, throw it away or eat it. Now I hate the skin of a Pistachio, or any nut for that matter, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna throw away a delicious nut. So I eat it. But then I have to put up with the burnt, bland taste of the skin. MAN THIAT PISSES ME OFF!
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 08:06 AM       
You know when a nut goes bad, it always tastes really awful? Like, there's good nuts and there's bad nuts and nothing inbetween? There's got to be a great analogy in there somewhere.
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 08:43 AM       
yeah i know how that is.
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 10:37 AM       
"I'VE FELT WARMER NUTS ON A--"
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 10:56 AM       
LOO YOU GUTS SAID "NUTS"!!

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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 11:14 AM       
Ha, "nuts" is a slang term for testicles!
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
And 'Over Roasted' is slang term for the deviant practice of having a dominant partner hold a butane lighter beneath the testicles until first degree burns are incurred.
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 07:15 AM       
wow this got off topic quick.
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 07:22 AM       
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SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 07:49 AM       
i feel like half a nut.
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 01:45 PM       
Waaaaiiiit a minute! Cows don't fight ... wha? ... oh. :/
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 02:22 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
This thread is a perfect example as to why Kelly should be shot in the face.

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