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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:26 PM        Scoooooter
So I think I'm gonna buy one of these things. They are 49cc's and cheap to insure ($200/year) and you only need your basic drivers licence to ride them. Here in Manitoba, average car insurance on a newer car is about $1000 (usually over) and gas hovers around a lofty 85 cents/litre, which would be 3.40 a gallon but with exchange I guess that would be about 2.30 or so. Still pretty fucking high.

Anyway, these things used to piss me off and I used to think they were pretty faggy, but not as faggy as spending my paycheck on gas. I took my friends out for a spin the other day and Goddamn it, it was so fun. The people on the sidewalk didn't appreciate me at first, but once I got comfortable enough I hit up the road. You can get these things up to about 70 Km which I assume is about 50 Miles an hour. Not as fast as a car, but pretty okay for city driving, since the gas will cost me 2 dollars a week.

Anyway, I'm still shopping around. I may finance a new one (they are about 3000 new, so I guess thats about 100 bucks a month to pay it off rather than 350 or so for a new car ) or try and find a decent used one.

The people in this part of the world are finally feeling the effects of relying soley on fossil fuels and it turns out that this convienience is the harbringer of doom. I'm not going to go all granola about this issue since I'm probably as bad as the average college student for waste but c'mon, we've known this was going to happen for the past 40 years. Looks like we're in for some severe changes in the near future.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:38 PM       
What are you going to do in the winter stupid? :/
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:44 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:54 PM       
When I read this earlier I was all confused as to why Gadzooks was suddenly Canadian.

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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
He should be banned for his racism on his location.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
I thought Gadzook's was Canadian, well sorta, french Canadian :/
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
In the winter I will just use the bus. I live like 5 mintues away from campus.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:18 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:20 PM       
If I were richer, then I would ride a fat person.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
YOur going to get killed. You will most likely not wear a helmet because that isn't cool and you will get brave and try to act like a real motorcycle and venture out into traffic and get broadsided by some poor bugger that won't see you and you will make his insurance go up because you think that riding a scooter will save you money.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:50 PM       
Do you wear a helmet when you're driving your lawn mower, Fartin?
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:53 PM       
I already crashed my buddies after being on it for all of half an hour. These things don't take to gravel roads very well

I could only imagine what would happen if I was on a crotch rocket going twice the speed.

As for someone hitting me, I work nights so I'd probably be the only one on the road and I've been hit by cars a few times on my bike so I'm not that scared of asshole drivers.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:58 PM       


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These things are main lines of transport in Europe and Asia. There, the population is so dense that cars are pretty much outlawed. They are talking about doing the same thing in Califonia soon.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
I dont' need a helmet....

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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
One of my friends skitched on a scooter once then jumped off when it was going 50km/h and tried to run It was funny
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 04:04 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 04:09 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
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One of my friends skitched on a scooter once then jumped off when it was going 50km/h and tried to run It was funny
That's the first clip ... so far ... from I, Robot that pisses me off. Will Smith is going about 60 mph on a motorcyle and then ditches the bike as he is about to crash into a parked car. He then proceeds to role over the car, slide down the hood and then get up virtually unscathed. Hasn't anyone involved in that movie ever heard of momentum? Geesh! It was like watching that Bugs Bunny cartoon when he was the pilot taking a nose dive and just steps out of the plane at the last minute to avoid crashing with it.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
I forgot to add he dindd't run very fanr before he tripped and slid across the street into a patch of broken glass
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 05:40 PM       
my cousin bought a razor scooter, i put it together for it
its awesome, its electric and would be great for campus life
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 06:08 PM       
I still want a Go-Ped.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
If you get a scooter, I will have to laugh at you for being a huge FAG like all those English professors who drive them already. Fuckin' things only go 30kph down University Cr.
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