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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 07:53 PM        god will help you
through any misfortune.

or so said my daughters fourtune cookie. she was very upset. "IT WAS A CHINSESE FOURTUNE COOKIE! WHY THE HECK ARE THE CHINESE TELLING ME ABOUT GOD!!"

DAMN CHINKS.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:21 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
There's actually a company that makes fake fortune cookies.

I got one that said "You look pretty. " and another one that said "The weather is nice!" just before Isabelle hit.

It's called "Ha Ha Fortunes" or something. Tell your local restaurant to get them =
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
I got one that said "Factful: Overlook Obvious Not So Good For Today Or Tomorrow"

I also got one that said "You Loved The Chinese Food".

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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
One time I got a fortune cookie that said I would be invited to a party!

I'm still waiting, and it was like, two years ago.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:49 PM       
HEY GUYS, QUOTING SIMPSONS FORTUNE COOKIES IS HILARIOUS.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:50 PM       
I once got one that said, "Give this to your friend and he might pay for the meal."
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
I got one that said "you're not our real son."

No, wait.. THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY CARD!
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
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HEY GUYS, QUOTING SIMPSONS FORTUNE COOKIES IS HILARIOUS.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 03:34 AM       
I got one that said "Good cloths opens all good things. Time to look in the"

Damn them for not telling me what to look in so that I can get some of these good cloths. I want to open all good things!
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 03:52 AM       
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."

Good job I use a knife and fork.
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Not using chopsticks in an Asian restaurant is for PUSSIES.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 02:35 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
The last time I got a fortune cookie, it said "You are a happy man".
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
I remember i went to a chinese resturaunt, i cracked open a fortune cookie and read the fortune. i flipped the fortune to the other side and there was this 5 dollar discount to any dvd movies printed on it so i put it in my pocket. a week later, i bought pee wee's big adventure using the fortune. pretty nifty huh?
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
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