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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:33 AM        NEW ADVERTISER: Magic & Novelties
We've got another new advertiser on I-Mockery's main page - MAGICANDNOVELTIES.COM. They've got a bunch of cool items on there, and they do accept PayPal payments (which is nice cuz too many online stores don't). They've even got the keychains where you squeeze the animals until poop comes out of their asses. How can you go wrong with that?

As usual, please help support I-Mockery by checking out our sponsors and supporting them. http://www.I-Mockery.com/main.asp

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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:24 PM       
FUCKING SPAMMER
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:25 PM       
I THINK OUR RESIDENT WITCH MIGHT ENJOY THIS :HAT
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:27 PM       
They have squirting quarters :o

I haven't used one of those since I was a kid.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:32 PM       
WOW, YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE PENIS THEN!

mine is still a "squirting quarter" i'm afraid
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:36 PM       
That might be the largest selection of suprising snakes I have ever seen!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:46 PM       
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mine is still a "squirting quarter" i'm afraid
According to some of the spam emails I get, you can enlarge your "squirting quarter" to a "gushing silver dollar" in under 2 weeks, simply by taking their patented herbal medication.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:48 PM       
Heh, I can get most of those things out of a 50 cents machine. I'll click it just for you to make money.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:00 PM       
Your 50 cent machines must be better than mine, cuz I sure can't get a switchblade-comb out of mine.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:08 PM       
HOLY SHIT, A SWITCHBLADE COMB! I can comb my hair and then stab someone. I NEED THIS OBJECT!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:35 PM       
And then comb the person you stabbed?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:43 PM       
Matt, he's confused. Let's just let him do it and learn from his mistakes.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:46 PM       
Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:51 PM       
And you also forgot to stop replying to every post.
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