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Sethomas · #1

I'm going to make this thread on the boards, and I don't want any fucking posters of suck sucking up this thread with their drivel. I know that for my having said that, the exact people I was addressing will likely want to post here. Some of them will do so because they don't realize how much they suck, some will do it because they think they're being funny. In either case, such posters will eventually find themselves burning in hell for all eternity for their sins herein. Don't let that be you, because this is the thread that I'm making that's going to rock and roll like the badest motherfucker that ever played the entire Freebird solo with only a spice rack and telekinesis. The only posts in this thread will be placed here by cool cats who are cool from the core. If you post here, you are saying that the sinew binding your vertebrae is the essence of cool, otherwise I have tacet permission to kick your ass into perdition. And I'll do so in a way that hurts really really badly.

So I was thinking, Thai people are awfully skinny. Especially since they eat peanuts with everyfuckingthing and noodles.

ziggytrix · #2

Get it "Thai Hot". Make sure the waitstaff knows you know what you are getting yourself into, or else they won't do it. If you don't understand why they are so skinny by the next morning, you have a heartier constitution than the average Thai.

Sethomas · #3

Would I wake with an igneous anus?

ziggytrix · #4

That is the most common complaint. We've a suprising number of Thai places for being located in northwest Arkansas, but only one of them will serve you "Thai hot" dishes. The major difference being a rediculous amount of diced thai hot peppers.

But the real reason I think Thai people are skinny is because most of them are vegetarians or if they do eat meat, it's fish only.

glowbelly · #5

ha! when ziggy said "thai hot" i thought he was talking about porn.

kellychaos · #6

When I was in Patia (sp?) Beach, Thailand for training in the Army, all the "drinky girl prostitutes" that approached us looked like they were about thirteen or so. Even though I didn't partake of their services, I left feeling disgusted and ashamed of myself for my drunken thoughts. My suspicions were confirmed when I returned to the states and one of the sergeants I talked to said that "Yes, most of them are underage. It's the pedophile's dream vacation." Looking back, I felt kind of sorry for them. How sad

I don't mean to steroetype Thai women, though. You hang around the military drinky bars and that's the element that exists. Most Thai people I met outside that environment were, if anything, overly friendly and seem to be hardworking.