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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:37 PM        What's More Depressing
A morbidly obese person ordering a diet coke with his fast food value meal.

OR

A person with a portable oxygen tank hooked up to his nostrils having a smoke.

I saw both of these sad scenes today. Just sayin' :/
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:58 PM       
Diet drinks taste better.

Maybe the "oxygen tank" was actually a newfangled "cigarette X-treme" model that gives you 10 fold noxious fumage.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Aww, thats sad indeed ;_;
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
I can tell you which one is more likely to result in an explosion!
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
Whaty about a midgit trying to reach the book at the top of the bookshelf, that's not even funny.
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 09:14 AM       
I'd laugh.

Anyways, I think the obese person ordering a diet coke is more depressing. They don't understand that there's just no hope left for them in becoming thin.

The guy smoking is just making the best of the days he has left.
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 09:36 AM       
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I can tell you which one is more likely to result in an explosion!
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. I assumed (I hoped) that he had the valve turned off and was just too lazy to take the nostril line out of his nose when he was smoking. :/
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
The fat guy ordering the Diet Coke is ironic and funny, so I'd have to say the guy with the oxygen tank was more depressing.

But also ironic and funny. :/
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
Me and Chojin talked about fat people ordering diet cokes once, there was a thread about it.

I miss him.
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 11:18 AM       
Give us a link to that thread so that we can all relive the memory of Chojin ... as he was ... God rest his cyber-soul. :/
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
Yea, what happened to Chojin? I read some posts that said he was gone, but I don't know why he left. I'm saying that the old guy with the tank is more depressing. I once saw a guy with a hole in his neck because he had mouth cancer from smoking. He was smoking through the hole in his neck, that I say is more depressing.
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
Chojin went job hunting and vowed not to return until he has succeded.

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He was smoking through the hole in his neck, that I say is more depressing.
I saw that on some show a couple of weeks ago.
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 07:44 PM       
Those are the people that when you say "Smoking kills" they respond with something stupid like "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, AND I'M LIVING IT THE WAY I LIKE"


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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
U ONLY LIVE 1NCE CATBREAD

know what im sayin g? we all gots ta do what we gots ta do ta survive in this muthafuckin game yo

yo my cells been down cuz i ain't paid the bill but i jacked another one gimme a call yo

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