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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
This is a tough problem Jixby. I don't know any solution that doesn't involve spending a lot of money.

But if you're willing to spend a lot of money, take a road trip to Maine. Bring a laptop to make a website about all the wacky adventures you have on your cross-country trip and call it "Jixby Phillips' Wacky Trip to Maine LOL".

Once you make it to Maine, she'll be ecstatic to see you. You'll run at eachother in slow motion through the corn field, and then kisses commence. Maybe later, some secks.

Then you'll live happily ever after.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:22 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
i always thought colin was funny, Gadzooks I didn't...

Now back to Jixby, all I can say man is find ways to get money and hop on a plane, trying to get there by car will be more expensive due to gas prices and well, you'll gonna have to eat something through the trip.

It's gonna take awhile but, when you get the money, it will be well worth it. Of course you can kill Esouhlim and sells his money to independant scientist.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:20 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:39 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 05:23 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 05:39 AM       
I dont think so...
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
You all fell for it, I didn't relly want you to take that advice. LLOLLOLOOLOL!

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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
Jixby. If you're serious, then the answer is to not waste your time. This stupid bitch is clear cross country, and it's not worth putting effort into her, seeing as you'll never (or almost never) see her, and get anything from her.

You're better off finding some local sluts, instead of investing time, money, and emotions into some chick you don't know shit about.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
local sluts: a jixby phillips adventure
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:03 AM       
YEAH JAMESMAN THAT'S A GOOD IDEA OR MAYBE HE SHOULD BUY HER SOME LARGE STUFFED ANIMALS AND CHOCOLATES HOW ABOUT THAT IDEA
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
I like protoclowns idea.

Fuck you assholes. I'm in love.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 11:32 PM       
I keep her emails under my pillow and I cry thinking about them at work and at school
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
I just got off the phone with her. Fuck, I just want to move in with her and never leave the house. We wouldn't need to! We'd have each other

To say I love this girl would be an insult and an understatement to my true feelings for her. She's like god to me
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2003, 01:11 AM       
Why don't you start a raffle Jixby?
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Old Apr 11th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
yer lame.. im sorry but c'mon do you know what she even looks like? and how long have you known this "god" pf yours?
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:12 AM       
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