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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:55 PM        New kitten... and a new sword!

My girlfriend decided to get a kitten. It's just a kitten. She named it Galadriel.


This is my sword! It rules all! I haven't named it yet, but I'm thinking of calling it Deathbringer! I'm going to use it to kill the undead!
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:58 PM       
NAME THE SWORD "PENIS".
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:01 AM       
Name the sword Galadriel so when she says "will you play with Galadriel?", you can say "ok" and cut off her head....


then when her decapitated head bitches about it, you can blame it on her.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:02 AM       
Ah, that blade has most definite reek of to it.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:09 AM       
For the record, Galadriel doesn't really have one green and one blue eye. She has two glowing red eyes of death!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:14 AM       
That is an awesome sword.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
That kitten is soooo cute
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:40 AM       


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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 01:36 AM       
Dude, that cat is freaky looking. I like it. And a good name too!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM       
the sword is sick but i dont like the ball on the end
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 01:52 AM       
Can Galadriel use the sword? I know it's a stupid-ass question, but it would be really cool.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 03:06 AM       
Its called a Pommel Acab.

And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 07:13 AM       
The cat should've been named Stripe
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:49 AM       
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And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:46 PM       
Deadly weapons + kitten with freaky eyes = YES!

Love the sword, "Deathbringer" is one hell of a blade.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:59 PM       
The sword is to be displayed. It has a dull edge, but a sharp point.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 01:01 PM       
She should have called the cat Deathbringer and the sword Snookums. It would have been great. You could be all like "And now I slay you, foul demon of the nether egions with my mighty blade of smiting, SNOOKUMS!!!" and it would rule.


EDIT:Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 03:32 PM       
CHOJIN'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE POSTING HIS CAT

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CAT RIGHT NOW CHOJIN, ITS ABOUT CARNI'S HOMOSEXUAL CAT. YOU HAVE ABOUT 5 THOUSAND THREADS WITH CAT PICTURES IN IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU BONING YOUR CAT OVER A BOND FIRE AS THOUGH YOU WERE ROASTING MARSH MALLOWS FOR SMORES, AND DONT FORGET TO MELT HOT WAXY CHOCOLATE ON YOUR DICK, BITCH!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 03:36 PM       
I guess he doesn't like cats.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:01 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:08 PM       
Name the sword 'kitten' and the cat 'sword'.




That would be a hysterical laugh riot.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:18 PM       
[quote=Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/[/quote]

He's gotta point there.

I prefer the name Doomgiver, Endbringer could also work.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:48 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:53 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:55 PM       
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