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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:10 PM        Jack
Why don't you think I'm cute?
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:12 PM       
yep. you're a complete idiot.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:13 PM       
Why's that?
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:14 PM       
take a look in the mirror, dude.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:19 PM       
With an answer like that, you're not shy to showcase your mental superiority.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:28 PM       
I'm sorry Paul, but I just don't think I could do you. Unless it was doggy style, cuz then, you know, the hair would cover your face.

And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:28 PM       
yah. that's me.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:30 PM       
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And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:34 PM       
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And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
please don't.
Afraid you might like it?
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:36 PM       
We should take a half-naked pic together, Paul. With oil. To show off our definition and all.

You aren't allowed to touch my crotch though. :/
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:38 PM       
Sounds like a good idea. Next to your fat ass, I'll look even more muscular!
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:41 PM       
Except I'm hella more muscular than you are.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:43 PM       
oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize this was the fag thread. and that's really stupid of me. laterz.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:46 PM       
What's wrong with fags? You sound like the redneck type.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:51 PM       


Paul, man... that was kinda a turn off. You're just getting WAY too involved with that guitar.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:52 PM       
So you're saying my penis is several feet long? I don't understand what's wrong with that. :/
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:54 PM       
You probably have cancer.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 09:56 PM       
It runs in the family... like obesity in yours.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:01 PM       
Which just makes me all the more manly for having overcome it. You, on the other hand... I'd bet you'd giggle if I pulled your hair.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:05 PM       
If what your body is fits your definition of overcoming obesity, then I'd say you have rather low standards. Of course, that makes sense, considering your unattractive selection of girls.





And vikings had long hair too.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
haha yeah guys, lets talk about how we know each other in real life on a message board, that will certainly impress everyone immensely
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:11 PM       
*edited because Jack is a pussy and I fucking owned him*
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:13 PM       
Calling me fat is like calling you muscular - extremely amusing in light of the facts. Just because you have an insanely high hard-gainer metabolism doesn't mean everyone without as visible abs is fat. Shit, you could strip every ounce of fat from my body and I'd still weigh more than you.

And do you know why vikings existed? To suck my dick.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:20 PM       
Actually, I really doubt you'd weigh more than me without all that fat. Besides, you just have a heavier build. Doesn't make you muscular.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:26 PM       
Fat by what standards? Skinny ass bitch standards?

BTW: It's a damn good thing you did edit that post.
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