I-Mock with song.

[slavemason]

This thread is dedicated to all those shitty songs that you sing to piss people off. Whether it's Peter Cetera or Godsmack, you can really throw a monkeywrench in someone's day with such evil seeds.

Through my nose, I'll sing for you...

Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away.

Helm, you know you hear that guitar solo coming, don't you ?

[FartinMowler]

come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.

[Mad Melvin]

I’ve been lookin’ for freedom
I’ve been lookin’ so long
I’ve been lookin’ for freedom
Still the search goes on
I’ve been lookin’ for freedom
Since I left my home town
I’ve been lookin’ for freedom
Still it can’t be found

[Luchatein]

Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

My friend sings this every five days, the same amount of time it takes to get it out of my friggin head

[Captain Goodtimes]

FLASH

AH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Dole]

Since the world began
the girl expects the man
to bring her tokens of his love
Some bring bags of gold
Their lady loves to hold
And jewels bright as stars above

But it seems my ideals are much higher
So here's how people fills by heart desire
'furter sandwiches, 'furter sandwiches
'furter sandwiches, 'furter sandwiches

I really don't care for candy
Ice cream and custard
But how I love hot dogs with mustard

[mubert]

whos that, now get out of here
you fool get the fuck out
uhh huh you ready?
you goddamn better believe it
then take your drawers off and work your legs
open your ass up like a keg
let me tap it, I must have it ooh
furry fool you are mine
ill drink your ass like wine
and when semen pours all over your head
you know you must be dead
skeletor i know you groove and shake it so damn good
and when you come on though my hood ill give you a piece of wood
you furry fool I know and i will not disagree
but theres one thing we dont like and starts with He
man, oh no i dont know which way to run or turn
dont worry skeletor your pants on fire my cock will burn
my cocks on fire for more dick...you know skeletor
yes, my head is so damn thick like yours
no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur
and if i rip it off you'd find a boy and call him her right?
no skeletor thats not what i would do
i would bend you over and shoot chocolate goo..in your asshole
let me lie, let me tell the truth
now who are you? i dont know
lets break it true, now
shake your ass come on beastman, shake your furry fur off
i cant its made of fur, bitch well then whack me off
grab your hairy palms, hairy hairy indeed
there hairy as fuck, rake some leaves
aww whatever you need
now im drunk, we'll be in jail, but ill rape you master
it never fails
hes always got my ass on his mind and its short and fat
and when he waxes me, he waxes all night long and that is that
now beastman, beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
your just a slut from down below in castle greyskull
aww skeletor i shave my legs for you tonight
and if you see my cock i hope you go at it right
skeletor you made me do some coke
im up all night and its no joke
furry fool breakdance, take off your furry pants
take off your high heels and put them in your ass
now somebody is tip toeing and someone just came in
and someones pretty fat, beastmans pretty thin
Roar ive got aids, beastman aids, and ill spread it into every good boy and girl today
watch me give you cumstains in your fucking drawers
beastman watch your mouth we dont need that language anymore
come on skeletor dont you want to see me work it now
beastman show them how your gonna get my ass and plow
now stick your cock inside like rake yohn fucking said
that faggot fuckin douche bag only knows how to give head
two men in bed his face is getting red
ahhhh listen everything i fucking said
beastman do you know how

[DeadKennedys]

If I traded it aaaaaalllllll...

[ArrowX]

It’s not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership exceeding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it’s really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

Darwin’s rollin over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and it’s worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality’s no longer the exception, it’s the rule
And I’m startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists think the same one vote that some monkeys are inbred
Majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel it’s their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity be a symbol to culture

The idiots are takin over

[slavemason]

Today I have the "going to commercial" jingle stuck in my head from some kids show (maybe an ABC affiliate). You know the one...

After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back.

I hate myself.

[Miss Modular]

i did it all for the nookie
the nookie
so you could take that cookie
and stick it up your-yeah!
stick it up your-yeah!


Never made it as a wise man
couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
this is how you remind me

This one takes the cake, however. You didn't think you could beat red hat and constipated Jesus guy? Think again!

The miles just keep rolling
as the people either way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
but I hope it gets better as we go

[sadie]

my son sings:

"i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves
i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and this is how it goes."

:eyetwitch

[BlueOatmeal]

And the reason is YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!