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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 08:05 PM        Am I the only one who finds...
That traditional democrats want big government and many personal freedoms, while traditional republicans want small government and fewer freedoms, excructiatingly funny?

You'd think it would be big government, fewer freedoms; small government, many freedoms.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
Yup. Already made this post a while back. I don't get it either.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
Am I the only one who thinks your posts are useless, and your diction makes me want to jump through the computer and kick your ass?
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:37 AM       
Its funny how you think we give a flying fuck about your opinion.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
Struck a nerve, huh?
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 12:25 PM       
Am I the only one who thinks?
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
I try and let my buddy Jim Bean do my thinking.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
Johnny Walker (Black) is smarter than Jim Bean

My whisky can beat up your gin
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Dude, when I want whiskey, I want Jameson. Thats just to oexpensive to waste on you mooks.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
No alchohol is too expensive. even if I have to morgage my trailer for it
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:09 PM       
Don't get me wrong, I always keep a bottle of it around. I just don't want to waste it spewing around here.

Know anything about scotch? My friend is really into it, but all I know is it needs to be more than 12 years old and start with "glen".
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
I had a bunkmate who swore by Glen Livet, I couldn't stand the shit. I don't like Gin either.

Whiskey is my first and final. I generally stick to Makers Mark, but for the sake of conversation, I thought Johnny -a distance second- was more applicable.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
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I had a bunkmate who swore by Glen Livet, I couldn't stand the shit. I don't like Gin either.

Whiskey is my first and final.
confused: Glenlivet is whiskey.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
Shows what I know about Scotch.

Sure as hell didn't taste like Whiskey, and that is my uninformed opinion for you.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
I agree that it tastes much more like piss...
but I prefer bourbon to scotch in general.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
WELL I THINK
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
Scotch is whiskey. It is defined by where its brewed in Scotland.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
My 'Old Grandad' says to shut the fuck up.
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
I'm confused as to how this became a discussion of liquor
ah... I get it now.
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