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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 01:44 PM        The End is Near...
A blackout happened today occuring in New York, Detroit, Toronto,

and other towns causing no electricity. In France today,

Abnormally high temperatures caused 3,000 to die.

First we lose our electricity causing us to lose A/C then a heat

wave comes...

Start investing in portable generators....

(I reallize that the blackout was caused by a main power grid going out, but it's just a concidence that article is right next to the deaths in france)
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
Gee, lets cause a mass panic, why don't we?
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 01:49 PM       
i'm scared now cause i see 'end is near' on the same page with 'nader gets hit with a pie
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Old Aug 15th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 01:55 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
I hope we all get hit by pie, that sounds so tastey.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:12 AM       
YOU LIKE PIE??????????

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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:15 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:15 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:19 AM       
I know, I'm Jesus christ of the catholic persuasion. Worship me.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:24 AM       
MY MOM IS TOO BUSY SUCKING COCK IN HELL TO BE GOD.

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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
That doesn't change the fact. I used to post here as Jesus Christ :/
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
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MY MOM IS TOO BUSY SUCKING COCK IN HELL TO BE GOD.

YOU MAKE LITTLE GIRLS KILL THEMSELVES.

Looks stupid when you see it from another perspective, huh.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
WHY CAN'T THE APOCOLYPSE COME FASTER?!
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:39 AM       
Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:41 AM       
If all power is out, how will elevators and escalators work? What about public transport? People will have to walk!

Allot of fat Americans are going to die from exhaustion.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:49 AM       
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Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.

Baby Gorillas?
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:51 AM       
WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:51 AM       
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Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.

Baby Gorillas?

AND the hebes.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:52 AM       
I could help you with that.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:55 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:01 AM       
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that pictures fucking big and irritating.

I DIDN'T HAVE MY BUDDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE MUD TO HAVE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU TELL ME THAT MY PICTURES ARE TOO LARGE, AND I'LL THANK YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS.
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