Make a Cartoon Amalgam Here

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by JediScum

The Patrick Stewart pic by Guitar Woman actually made me laugh. Props. I even saved it 'cause I'm a Next Generation nerd. DuFruckface wishes he had the style of Guitar Woman. So..... since tomorrow is my day off (we get those when we WORK FOR A LIVING), I may either work on the Ultron-5 thang or... get more drunk than I already am. Tough call.

Inspired by GW, though, here's where I see this thread so far. JediScum, Blue Gularis, and eyelobe. As pictured below







I don't care about who is who. I think ya get the idea.

Did you notice the anime fans, whiners, and people accusing others of being afflicted with Down's Syndrome in the background? No? Huh! That's odd. Maybe it's because THEY'RE GONE!! 50 miles down the road. Assholes.

Ya made my day JediScum. We Three Kings.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Mock Wars Forum plz, guys. Thanx.

Hey Fathom Zero,

You are right, but I figure since they brought their peculiar brand of annoying twattery to this topic, if they want a war we'll fight it. It's been fun ripping their limbs off so far.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by JediScum

I wanted to tweak this a bit more but... I guess the general idea is there. So!

Whaddya get when you cross Ultron - 5 with Dora the Explorer?!?

Yeah, you guessed it! You get
COMPUTADORA!!! (groans are heard from kilometers away)
And becuase I'm a nice guy, here's something the hecklers will like
Laugh it up.

Computadora rocks! A new triumph in cartoon amalgamry! Bravo!

I think we should give that that Bat-fag a pink cowl. I try not to think of how the Society of Flab-handed Whankers will make use of it.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Eyelobe

Congratulations to Eyelobe on his grippingly accurate representation of those opposed to the fine art of cartoon amalgams!

[Eyelobe]

I made it so that you can change the sign to say whatever you want. The possibilities! It should serve as a warning to our vanquished enemies.

Sorry Fathom Zero, next time we will face off in the proper arena...

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

You misspelled "Phooey," by the way.

Idiot.

"Phooey" is from the cartoon- as if there were a correct way to spell a non-word like that.

Mouthbreather.


-Here's something inspired by Guitar Woman:



It's an amalgam of Prince Valiant and Guitar Woman's faggy little avatar. What fun!

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Eyelobe

I made it so that you can change the sign to say whatever you want. The possibilities! It should serve as a warning to our vanquished enemies.

Sorry Fathom Zero, next time we will face off in the proper arena...

Good idea Eyelobe, a clever feature.

-I'm content to let our puny foes continue to throw themselves against the impregnable walls of Make a Cartoon Amalgam Here while we relax and pour burning oil on their pink little heads.

[Eyelobe]

Well shite, that transcends this amalgam stuff and approaches real hilarity! A triumph.



Edit - referring to Prince Variant

[DuFresne]

this button wants you to use it please ok thank you


(psst: I think fathom may have been making some kind of a joke you didn't get. I know your experience here over the last 24 hours has been quite grueling indeed but perhaps you'd catch things like that if your apparent hatred for me hadn't caused your head to lodge up your ass and make you into the kind of idiot you claim me to be. )

Okay, can't wait to read your reply to this which will no doubt be hidden amongst a flood of other replies which all nonetheless say about the same things just directed at different people which makes we wonder why you put forth the effort in the first place! :D

[Guitar Woman]

The wall of text in this thread makes me feel like I'm playing Super Paper Mario


Except it's not clever or charming in the slightest

[Eyelobe]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

this button wants you to use it please ok thank you


(psst: I think fathom may have been making some kind of a joke you didn't get. I know your experience here over the last 24 hours has been quite grueling indeed but perhaps you'd catch things like that if your apparent hatred for me hadn't caused your head to lodge up your ass and make you into the kind of idiot you claim me to be. )

Okay, can't wait to read your reply to this which will no doubt be hidden amongst a flood of other replies which all nonetheless say about the same things just directed at different people which makes we wonder why you put forth the effort in the first place! :D

I don't hate you, man! I'm just having some fun on my computer.

...and did you really just try to insult me by citing my lack of internet experience? Ouch

I like goofy pictures. They make me smile.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

this button wants you to use it please ok thank you


(psst: I think fathom may have been making some kind of a joke you didn't get. I know your experience here over the last 24 hours has been quite grueling indeed but perhaps you'd catch things like that if your apparent hatred for me hadn't caused your head to lodge up your ass and make you into the kind of idiot you claim me to be. )

Okay, can't wait to read your reply to this which will no doubt be hidden amongst a flood of other replies which all nonetheless say about the same things just directed at different people which makes we wonder why you put forth the effort in the first place! :D

Notably you're still here Mr. 'I'm Writing An Important Paper For My Major'. THAT was the funniest thing you've brought us yet!

By the way I have no hatred for you, only contempt -I embedded a link in the word so you can look it up college boy.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

The wall of text in this thread makes me feel like I'm playing Super Paper Mario


Except it's not clever or charming in the slightest

"Wall of text"? I'm sorry I used too many words for your third grade reading level- I'll try to dumb it down for you from now on.

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, because you have to be fucking brilliant to read 5 paragraphs filled with different variations of WE WIN YOU ARE STUPID GOOD JOB JEDISCUM/BLUE GULARIS/EYELOBE

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Eyelobe

I don't hate you, man! I'm just having some fun on my computer.

...and did you really just try to insult me by citing my lack of internet experience? Ouch

I like goofy pictures. They make me smile.

Way to go Eyelobe, I really couldn't have said it better.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19789

[Blue Gularis]

Just to show that I am fair to all I felt I should give DuFicient his own special amalgam.

-The Schmoo amalgamated with his pale, rubbery HANDS!!!



Enjoy!

[Guitar Woman]

oh my god I am glad I read that thread again

Anyway, if any of you think you can stomach it, thumb through that and read all the Lycurgus/Prog Shooter posts, then compare and contrast to everything Blue Gularis has posted in this thread. The results will SHOCK and AMAZE you.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

oh my god I am glad I read that thread again

Anyway, if any of you think you can stomach it, thumb through that and read all the Lycurgus/Prog Shooter posts, then compare and contrast to everything Blue Gularis has posted in this thread. The results will SHOCK and AMAZE you.

Considering the source (you, a known pest) I very much doubt there will be anything to learn. Maybe you could could condense it for us? I am quite satisfied to sit here in my own thread and watch you continue to make an ass of yourself. Come on back when you feel the need to have your betters put you in your place again, Prince Variant.

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, of course you are too cool to read through that thread. I'm sure that's the reason you were in it a whole 15 minutes.

:who'sonlinefeature

[JediScum]

People make fun of you in that thread too! What are you getting at?

[Guitar Woman]

Do I have to fucking spell it out for you

jesus

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Haha, of course you are too cool to read through that thread. I'm sure that's the reason you were in it a whole 15 minutes.

:who'sonlinefeature

Sorry, I left the browser on that page to go get a beer- and didn't read more than Chojin's first two posts. Now there is someone I respect, it's too bad you will never comprehend why, and how people like him exist in an enlightened state of being that you can never hope to achieve Guitar Woman. Speaking of spending a lot of time in a thread, it looks like you pretty much decided to camp out all day in mine- wait, I know why... you're whacking off to that pink haired Prince Valiant picture, aren't you! Eww.

[DuFresne]

My last post was intended for Blue Gularis. You see, it's a joke because he obviously has no idea how to use multiquote. You total idiots. Jesus Christ, I even included his sig in the picture...



Just because I'm toiling on a paper doesn't mean I can't drop in to say hi to my buddies!

[Blue Gularis]

Sigh. I could care less about multi quotes. In fact, I prefer to address different people (and freaks) separately to avoid confusion rather than jumble a bunch of different conversations into one big 'multi quote post'. Sue me.

What is it you want here DuFresne? Haven't you had enough yet? Jesus H Christ, just when I thought I'd seen all forms of persistent annoyance, I swear you guys have brought new meaning to the word tiresome.