Trip suggestions

[pac-man]

I'm taking a trip to Las Vegas. I was wondering if anyone could suggest stuff to do and see that's off the beaten path. Thanks.

[LordSappington]

Area 51.
Hookers.
Go to Area 51 with some hookers.
Space hookers!

[pac-man]

Area 51 and hookers are actually at the top of my list along with Wayne Newton, gambling, and not sleeping for 4 days.

[executioneer]

just remember prostitution's not actually legal in vegas, just in the counties that have a population under 400,000

[pac-man]

Willie, you're a godsend. Never knew that.

[executioneer]

i kind of doubt they really crack down on it that much in sin city usa though

[Esuohlim]

Re: Trip Suggestions

Try down the stairs, pac-man

[pac-man]

Duly noted.

EDIT: I know you're admin, but is there anyway I can ignore you that doesn't involve scrolling up or down really fast?

[liquidstatik]

IF YOU SUCKED LESS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO IGNORE HIM

[pac-man]

Also noted.

EDIT: On the other hand, ignoring Mr. Clever himself (aka liquidstatik) was easy and enjoyable. I asked nicely for suggestions for things to do in and around Las Vegas. If you want to mock, feel free; if you aren't clever enough to do so, move along.

[MetalMilitia]

If I went to Vegas I'd want to see Penn and Teller and then have my picture taken with Penn after the show because he's cool.

[Sacks]

What about Teller you dick?

[MattJack]

I use to live in Vegas :{

If you want to get laid by a cougar, just sit by yourself during any night of the week on the strip. Give it about 15 minutes.

If you want to gamble, don't gamble on the strip.

I would also suggest seeing Penn and Teller. It's about $100 or so, but they are pretty good.

Don't eat any food. People in Nevada can't cook to save their lives.

Pre-game before you ever go on the strip or freemont. The drinks are sometimes good, but always kind of pricey. So swallow a pint of your fav booze first!

Have fun!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are you taking the trip now or in the fall?

[Tadao]

That makes more sense MattJack, you seem more Vegas to me than Midwest.

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

Are you taking the trip now or in the fall?

Next week. Figured I'd go outside at some point before the summer was over.

Good pointers, MJ. I'll consider trying my luck with the cougars, but if they can't cook me a decent breakfast the morning after it's kinda not worth it.

Penn & Teller are a must see, I might go ahead and get tickets online.

[Tadao]

You Vegas nub. You don't eat or sleep when your fucked up on coke, and a cougar sure as hell doesn't want to see your mug when she is done with you.

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by Tadao

You Vegas nub. You don't eat or sleep when your fucked up on coke, and a cougar sure as hell doesn't want to see your mug when she is done with you.

Damn this naivete! Alright, so... coke. Another addition to the list.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by pac-man

Next week. Figured I'd go outside at some point before the summer was over.

Good pointers, MJ. I'll consider trying my luck with the cougars, but if they can't cook me a decent breakfast the morning after it's kinda not worth it.

Penn & Teller are a must see, I might go ahead and get tickets online.

Get breakfast at the hotel. I had a 30 something give me her hotel number and time to be there.

She was all, "I'm at The Venetian, here's my room number. I leave to go back to Wisconsin tomorrow.."

Women on the strip fly in from Bumfuck, America, and then just let loose. God bless 'merica.

Another night I somehow got my way in a Land Rover with 5 other women that I met about 2 hours prior :{

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Try to get as many things for free as possible.

[MattJack]

You can drive by Wayne Brady's house. If you see a life-sized plastic doll, then you've spotted him!

[glowbelly]

liberaci museum

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by MattJack

You can drive by Wayne Brady's house. If you see a life-sized plastic doll, then you've spotted him!

I saw what that crazy modern minstrel show did to Dave Chapelle.

[Kitsa]

I saw a documentary on the amusement park on top of the Stratosphere hotel. That was some scary-ass shit I wouldn't do for anything.

Especially that one roller coaster that acts like it's dropping you off the side of the tower. Fuck no.

Edited to add video of said coaster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSOKHvc9Obw

[Tadao]

Fuck yeah Kitsa, Thank You. I need to do that before I die.