Fucking Subway

[Anonymous]

And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.

Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Originally Posted by Doopa

Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too

WITH AN INVITATION TO MY LOCAL FOOD EMPORIUM, I HAVE BEATEN ALL OF YOU

[Sicktodeathmx]

Just thought I would add... I worked at a local Subway for over a year.... Don't eat the meatball subs. Please... Don't eat them.

[Sethomas]

Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU.

[Mike]

Sandwiches are delicious. Bitch.

[noob3]

subway fucking sucks one time i got a sub there and it had stuff inside of it i took it back and asked for just the bread the guy asked me why i didnt tell him i just wanted the bread while he was putting the stuff inside of the sandwitch, the stuff that he said i told him to put in it. i called him a liar and spit in his face, i pulled out my gun and started shooting him. the other worker, a lady, tried to run. i chased her down and tackled her. she smelled okay

[noob3]

i write the best climaxes

[Jixby Phillips]

HI

[Dole]

But it's only open on Wednesdays from like 3-5 and Sundays from like 2-2:16 am

Stupid fucking never-open Quiznos

-the same thing happened with Quiznos here...they had two stores, and were never ever open. Great business plan they have going.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Subway....
I need to lose weight, claymation gives me heart attacks.

[AChimp]

I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water.

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you should have posted pictures...

[Sicktodeathmx]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU.

Go for it monkey... Just know.. Those things are not treated well before they put them in that metal container with the sauce. And much of that sauce... Isn't sauce.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I stopped eating Subway after the whole Jared thing came out.

[Command Prompt]

I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Originally Posted by C:\

I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.

But at least the tuna was dolphin free.... They let us wear gloves to mix that shit. It was like two or three packets of tuna... And a gallon (I shit you not) of mayo. Ick.

[Krythor]

Ick!"

[Command Prompt]

I like eating tuna because the thought of helpless dolphins being trapped in the net while they jabber away in their idiotic fish launguage amuses me.

Edit: They let us wear gloves too, but since most of the staff failed high school, the concept of sanitation was not a high priority when preparing food.

Our ringing endorsement for freshness was "5 second rule!" or "That's what an immune system is for"

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water.

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again.

My pal's dad pitched an extraordinary amount of brick into his toilet, it broke the waterline

It might have been the Albanian food