Internet Shopaholic

[Hugh_Bristic]

My advice to you all is this:

1.) Never become a woman (for women, become plaid-wearing dykes or a nudist).

2.) Never get a job - or at least one you know will afford you the luxury and burden of being able to buy things that catch your eye.

3.) Never, under ANY circumstances, get a credit card. Many have fallen and few have recovered from this vile piece of plastic crap-trap.


P.S. To those of you who've helped me shop, thank you - and I hate you.