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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 09:42 PM        A naughty asian schoolgirl wants to call me "master" what do I do?
So my fiance (see naughty asian schoolgirl) actually she's well behaved and she's graduating college next month but I like to call her that.

Anyway when we became engaged she switched from calling me honey to calling me "master" and when i asked why she said it's her culture.

I asked other asian girls if this is true and almost got slapped. But other Philippine ones say it's their way of keeping their husband in line. The man THINKS he's in control and gets a big ego but by calling him master they get whatever they want. It's also an old cultural thing like calling a teacher sensie it just means master of the house (which is where the word Mister comes from)

So I figured even though I'm NOT into domination and do NOT support the idea of a woman being oppressed. She's happy so I'm gonna let it go all "I dream of Genie" for a while.

The scary part? She also calls her father "master" which either fits the culture or she's a PERV!

Oh yeah, and my mom heard and went nutz cause she is a hardline feminist. So I used this to piss her off. I would never treat a woman like she was my servant or less then me, but my mom doesn't need to know that and she needs to stay the hell out of my relationships. After all She never let me have a say when I was growing up and she was the feminist whore trading men like pokemon cards.
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 09:56 PM       
so you're getting laid, yes? who gives fuck-all? congratulations and all that. no go crawl into a ben-wah box and deal with it.

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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:03 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:07 PM       
hey i'm in missouri too. there is an oriental shop that has ben wahs in the same shopping vector as me. if you don't know jack apple shit about those things you have an imposter asian!
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:14 PM       


en Wa balls (also known as Burmese bells or Geisha balls) are small, marble-sized metal balls, usually hollow and containing a small weight that rolls around — used for sexual stimulation (by insertion into the vagina or anus). Some may also be solid, or contain clappers or chimes within; other larger versions made of plastic encasing lesser balls are called Duotone balls. Reportedly, there is also a pair consisting of one containing a drop of mercury and the other, a tiny vibrating metal tongue, giving a uniquely erotic sensation even at the slightest movement of hips or legs (Sex in History, Reay Tannahill). They are used by inserting them into the vagina and using muscles to hold them in, and movement to stimulate and vibrate. Ben Wa balls are said to originate in Japan where they were called rin no tama ( or )('tinkling bells') and were made either of metal or ivory; "Ben Wa" is a brand name. Originally they were a single ball placed in the vagina, used to enhance the act of coitus, but shortly evolved into multiple metal covered balls linked by either a chain or silk string for easy removal. Usage of Ben Wa balls create a subtle stimulation, not meant to bring the user to immediate orgasm but rather to tease. It is possible to leave Ben Wa balls in one's vagina all day, or use them while seated in a rocking chair, for an effect that some find pleasurable.[1]
At the end of the sixteenth century, Ralph Fitch, an English traveller, encountered them in the Shan States of Burma. He described their use there by men. Less than a dozen years later, the Florentine merchant Francesco Carletti also reported their use in Thailand, where they were used to enlarge the penis.
Ben Wa balls may also be used to simply increase the strength of the pelvic floor muscles, much as the Taoist practice The Deer Exercise has been used for centuries, and the Kegel exercises are used today. Similar to Kegel exercises, Ben Wa balls and other shaped vaginal weights are recommended by gynecologists and obstetricians to increase vaginal elasticity and bladder control. Vaginal weights come in a cylindrical shape and are used in increasing weights to strengthen the vagina, which improves sexual performance. Mild urinary incontinence, such as that which occurs while coughing, laughing, or sneezing and occurs more often as women grow older, can be treated with Ben wa balls, vaginal weights, or Kegel exercises.
In Chinese, Ben Wa balls are called or .
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:21 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
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en Wa balls (also known as Burmese bells or Geisha balls) are small, marble-sized metal balls, usually hollow and containing a small weight that rolls around — used for sexual stimulation (by insertion into the vagina or anus). Some may also be solid, or contain clappers or chimes within; other larger versions made of plastic encasing lesser balls are called Duotone balls. Reportedly, there is also a pair consisting of one containing a drop of mercury and the other, a tiny vibrating metal tongue, giving a uniquely erotic sensation even at the slightest movement of hips or legs (Sex in History, Reay Tannahill). They are used by inserting them into the vagina and using muscles to hold them in, and movement to stimulate and vibrate. Ben Wa balls are said to originate in Japan where they were called rin no tama ( or )('tinkling bells') and were made either of metal or ivory; "Ben Wa" is a brand name. Originally they were a single ball placed in the vagina, used to enhance the act of coitus, but shortly evolved into multiple metal covered balls linked by either a chain or silk string for easy removal. Usage of Ben Wa balls create a subtle stimulation, not meant to bring the user to immediate orgasm but rather to tease. It is possible to leave Ben Wa balls in one's vagina all day, or use them while seated in a rocking chair, for an effect that some find pleasurable.[1]
At the end of the sixteenth century, Ralph Fitch, an English traveller, encountered them in the Shan States of Burma. He described their use there by men. Less than a dozen years later, the Florentine merchant Francesco Carletti also reported their use in Thailand, where they were used to enlarge the penis.
Ben Wa balls may also be used to simply increase the strength of the pelvic floor muscles, much as the Taoist practice The Deer Exercise has been used for centuries, and the Kegel exercises are used today. Similar to Kegel exercises, Ben Wa balls and other shaped vaginal weights are recommended by gynecologists and obstetricians to increase vaginal elasticity and bladder control. Vaginal weights come in a cylindrical shape and are used in increasing weights to strengthen the vagina, which improves sexual performance. Mild urinary incontinence, such as that which occurs while coughing, laughing, or sneezing and occurs more often as women grow older, can be treated with Ben wa balls, vaginal weights, or Kegel exercises.
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you googled it you asshole, didn't you? you are going to marry a faker asian girl. any asian girl worth her salt, would have her very own ben wahs (ten sets for the pros) for those lonely nights when your fucked up beyond life and she needs a little "something." which also means you'll be going the 'hary kari' way and slitting your own throat when you find out you can't pleasure her like the old bennies.

happy trails to the "sho me" fucktard.
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 11:20 PM       
she's a virgin so that might explain why she either doesn't have (or hasn't told me about) her balls.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:04 AM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:12 AM       
I knew you were the kind of asshole that likes balls in your anus.

I just thought you weren't that ballsy (hahahah balls) enough to post about it on the internet.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:14 AM       
OH NOES ASIAN SCHOOL GIRLS WANT TO CALL ME MASTER

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:14 AM       
You are also correct that she's just giving you a big ego trip that will undoubtabley more than compensate for what little there is downstairs.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:16 AM       
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she's a virgin so that might explain why she either doesn't have (or hasn't told me about) her balls.
Also normal virgin girls shouldn't have balls. What massage parlor did you trawl anyway?
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:17 AM       
THIS THREAD COULD ALSO BE CALLED "MY NAME IS COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG I MAKE HUGE THREAD TITLES WHENEVER I MAKE A THREAD WHEN I RETURN MONTHLY TO SHIT UP ALL THERE IS TO BE SHAT UPON AND USUALLY MY THREADS ARE ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID LIKE BRAGING ABOUT MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND JUST TO MAKE YOU ALL JEALOUS BECAUSE EVERY GUY ON THE INTERNET LOVES ASIAN GIRLS AND IS DESPERATE FOR ONE"

SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD MAKE THAT THREAD
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:20 AM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:22 AM       
REMEMBER THAT ONE THREAD HE MADE WANTING US TO ATTACK A VIDEOGAME FORUM HE WAS BANNED FROM BECAUSE HE DARED TO GO AGAINST THE NORM AND THINK THAT FF7 WAS AN "ALRIGHT" GAME?
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:24 AM       
If that's you in your avatar you look like a total queermo.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 12:55 AM       
i think it is him because i remember someone looking like dawson from dawsons creek
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 01:11 AM       
I remember he posted a picture of himself before. That's him.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 08:40 AM       
People I have been compared to.
friends say "Hanson"
GOOD friends say "Leon Kennedy" (hence the avi)
nerds say "Link from Zelda"
Fiance says "Aaron Carter"
Mom says "John Cusack"
Strangers say "Ferris Beuller"
Now "Dawson" that's really really sad.

Well at least I landed an Asian and you didn't

As for the balls, all this time I've been hanging them on reindeer. I thought that's what they were. Now I'm gonna laugh everytime I hear the song Jingle bells. So when Santa gives a little girl a pir of jingle bell he's.... making a pass at her? This clears up the having them sit on his lap thing.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 10:44 AM       
Normal people who arent related to you and therefore do not have any mental deficiencies would say you look like a pretentious cock-master. A glorified fleshlight given some semblance of intelligence and what you would mistakenly call "feelings".
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 05:22 PM       
let your imaginary virgin asian schoolgirl fiancee call you master. i mean, with imaginary virgin asian schoolgirl fiancees, anything is possible! just remember to keep posting about your imaginary virgin asian schoolgirl fiancee on internet message boards, that way, the dream will always stay alive!

BECAUSE IF OTHER PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY ASIAN VIRGIN SCHOOL GIRL FIANCE, YOU WON'T GET TO PRETEND YOU HAVE AN IMAGINARY ASIAN VIRGIN SCHOOLGIRL FIANCEE ON THE INTERNET DUDE
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 05:45 PM       
i imagined a pic of her too
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 05:49 PM       
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