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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 08:17 PM        Paris and Fred: A Love Story
http://www.frostylips.com/paris_hilt...e_lenz_sex.htm

This supposedly was an email stored when Paris' Blackberry was hacked. I really hope this e-mail is true.

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Date Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:01:40 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From WFD <fd@attwireless.blackberry.net>
Fred Durst

To Paris Hilton <parishilton@tmail.com>
Subject Re:


You have a stupid way of twisting things around w your own spin on it for your own stories to tell people. I just told you I have been and was seeing what you'd say. Whatever paris. You do what you please and try to twist things all you want. It makes me angry and I won't deal with that. You have been with a lot of men, many more than I have woman. I don't usually sleep with girls, just lead them on. So please don't make yourself feel better by judging me and calling me dirty. Not cool at all.

-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton <parishilton@tmail.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:59:50
To:WFD <fd@attwireless.blackberry.net>
Subject: Re:

I want to, because I'm scared of you. You said you haven't been tested in a year and that fukin freaks me out. I've had anxiety all day now. I know I'm 100% clean. I really want you to go to a doctor too.

--parishilton

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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 10:18 PM       
That'd be great if it's real.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 11:02 PM       
if it is i suddenly like fred durst :<
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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 11:29 PM       
I didn't know both of them were internet geeks.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2005, 11:59 PM       
hes trying to recapture his fame

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Old Feb 24th, 2005, 10:50 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2005, 10:55 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2005, 03:58 PM       
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Evidenced by the fact that he now has his OWN sex tape on the internet.

Fred Durst doesn't usually sleep with GIRLS.
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Old Feb 25th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2005, 04:51 PM       
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I didn't know both of them were internet geeks.
Durst had a blog I ran across once. Mostly it consisted of his rantings, his intermost feelings and him feeling sorry for himself. Almost no one responded to the message board section. Highly stupid.
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Old Feb 25th, 2005, 05:42 PM       
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Mostly it consisted of his rantings, his intermost feelings and him feeling sorry for himself.
He is so gay. omfg gai
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 02:33 AM       
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Does your ass still hurt?
The sad thing is, that passes for humor in your simple little brain.

Should I expect you to follow me around into every thread for the next week, until you find something else to do/someone else to be annoying to? Because if so, I'll ask you kindly to provide better insults than that. If you want to act like you're better than me, you have to give me more than "lol ass gay fag lol."
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 02:04 PM       
Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 02:47 PM       
Her father owns the Hilton chain of hotels. She is also the biggest sack of skank on TV right now. That's all there is to know :-/
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 03:40 PM       
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Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.
She's basically famous for being rich. She's a celebrity in the sense that Donald Trump used to be. She's rich, and by association she's famous because she knows other rich people who are also famous.

She also had a sex tape leaked out onto the internet, which just made her more famous. She's literally famous for being a rich slut.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
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Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.
she is a skank she is a whore a slut and oh yeah she is an actress.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
You forgot about her clothing line!
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 05:26 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 06:32 PM       
I dunno...

I really find this hard to believe. Its pretty funny though.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 07:13 PM       
Thanks, captain obvious. I really needed you to tell me that.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 07:49 PM       
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Thanks, captain obvious. I really needed you to tell me that.
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Old Feb 26th, 2005, 08:22 PM       
It's there, I believe you meant ma'am, and it's sir, for future reference.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 11:19 PM       
Paris Hilton sucks one guy's dick and she's America's sweetheart.

I sound like Mugatu here, but... SHE'S GOT ONE LOOK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!



ugh



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Put some clothes on you hussy
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Is that an extra ass on her hip?
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