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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 12:57 AM       
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I almost had a heart attack when he showed it to me
Wait, we're still talking about my leg injury right?
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
I'm talking about pulling a muscle



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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
That's what she..er...um... YOU said! EH? EH?
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 06:44 AM       
I'm not really qualified for practicing medicine, but I do know a thing or two. After looking at it, I think you just stretched it WAY too far.

My sugesstion: Get a second opinion, preferably from someone with a diploma.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:18 AM       
Give meatman his own sports injury forum. He knows a thing or two.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:23 AM       
now that I see it, Its gonna get worse before it gets better. put some ice on it.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
I've seen bruises like that, but only from sports injuries. That kind of thing coming from stretching is weird.

It usually needs medical attention if:

It Swells
Not sure if you're having that problem.

It doesn't start healing within a week. Your's is yellowish on the outside which is good, and it should continue to do that from the outside in.

It forms easily and for no obvious reason.
That seems to be your case. Stretching doesn't seem like the greatest reason to have a giant bruise. The only time i've seen a bruise like that is when someone got hit in the leg with a bat. :/


Give it a week and call my office if you have any other questions.


And don't fucking keep it active like the halfwits are saying. It's like the idiotic people who have sore muscles and think stretching it is going to make it better.

Anyways putting ice or heat on it only applies to the first day, so just wait it out.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
RICE

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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 12:46 PM       
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Supafly, you're thinking of a torn muscle. Pulls are when part of the tendon pulls away from the bone.
You know what? I think you're right.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
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RICE

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THEY ONLY APPLY TO WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENS YOU FUCKING NERD
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
I'm up to date on the medical practice, don't worry.

Leeches, and if that don't work, saw it off. You will feel alot better.
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