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Hobo Renee · #26

Since I always end up putting a lot of the books on the bottom shelf (since people are too goddamn lazy to do it themselves) I do a lot of repetative squating. It hurts sometimes, but damn my ass is getting in shape. Oh yeah, but school is my full time job. Haha just kidding, I'm gone before I realize that I'm there.

Rez · #27

i have no boss! ha!

i guess you know what that means...

Pee Wee Herman · #28

I'm a full time college student majoring in electronics engineering. It sucks up almost all of my time. I have 30 hours of class a week, plus 20 or 30 hours a week of studying.

Rez · #29

and then theres 2 hours of you respoding to EVERYTHING.

Pee Wee Herman · #30

Gotta do something.

FartinMowler · #31

you could do it somewhere else

executioneer · #32

i work for the state of washington in the mail room

and also I help out in the mail inserting section running the ROBIT MACHINES that stuff mail into envelopes :o

-willie

Pee Wee Herman · #33

Willie, in all seriousness, do you ever steal money or stuff from envelopes or anything like that?

Evil Robot · #34

I'm a mechanic. I listen to people make funny sound effects and try to tell whats wrong with thier car from thier best "that black guy from police acedemy" impersonation. And I'm learning obscene spanglish from the all mexicans I work with.

executioneer · #35

there's never MONEY in the envelopes

and taking checks that are not in my name wouldn't do any damn good would it

-willie

Pee Wee Herman · #36

I know that almost nobody steals money from envelopes. I know that cashing checks that aren't yours can get you in trouble. What I meant was, is it easy for postal workers to steal small items that have a decent value, like MP3 players, for example?

I'm just curious as to what the hell goes on at the post office.

executioneer · #37

I don't work for the US Postal Service I work for the State

For the Department of Social and Health Services, specifically.

-willie

Dole · #38

Carni has the coolest job

I work part time as a software tester and part time as a freelance producer for BBC radio

Hobo Renee · #39

Well, I can borrow books from work whenever I want to for free as long as I bring them back within a few weeks!

Mike · #40

In the past year I have done the following to earn money:

Taught violin lessons, taught texas fiddle lessons, taught banjo lessons, played on the street, directed traffic, given sperm, ushered, played gigs, sold hockey tickets, sold one of my N64 cartridges, taught Russian, gave campus tours, pitched hay, unloaded postal packages and improvised crappy atonal music for wealthy bitches who think I'm awesome and can't tell that I was bullshitting.

Snatchtastic · #41

I work at Northwest Hospital in the Security Department. It's fun and wacky especially when old psychiatric patients throw poo at the wall when it's time for thier chemical restraints.

One time this 85 year old lady called me a tall hootinanny cocksucker and said she was going to kick me in the balls

Other than that it's driving the Trailblazer which we named the TAILCHASER

unlocking doors, playing on the computer and talking to drunks and crackheads in the E.R.

SMN · #42

I'm a student, and currently jobless!

I run a VERY LOW budget indie film company, and take part in a Pillows Cover band: Buster-Kuns Revenge.

Big McLargehuge · #43

Boy imagine seeing you here, the internet sure is a small place

Rev. Danno · #44

I am a cheesemonger, Barista, and food consultant...
I stand around allday, and talk to people about food, and make snotty coments to my co-workers about customers, and eat food all day...
I take home free fresh pasta everynight, and get free wine somtimes... I get the dented cans...

ultra perfect cell · #45

Well, I used to have a job at a McDonalds but I quit because I had a better oppurtunity for a better job. I think it was a waiter at one of those real fancy resturants. I got fired when I accidentally spilled a drink on myself. Now I'm just a student.

Don't have much money, but I've got enough to live by. Sitill with my mom and two cats and sister.