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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
SHHHH GUYS HE'S HERE... nothing.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 02:24 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 05:40 PM       
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the bat thread is down 2 or 3 links.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
"Damn you David!"
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 02:31 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 04:54 AM       
oh man! did you guys see it? the picture, i mean, the one with the kid. did you see the kid? oh shit, he has down syndrome and that means he's really retarded! also worth mentioning is that anything a retard would win is more than likely something a normal kid would have no problem winning, and i'm not a betting man, but if i were, i'd say that whoever reads this picture will think "hey, i'm not retarded!" and with that sudden realization that they are not retarded they will stand up out of their chair and say, "not only could i win this prize that the retarded kid had won, but i would also probably not want to win it as it's specially designed for retarded kids to win and as such it's probably not a good idea for me to want to win it in the first place!" and with that smug grin of satisfaction not only will you sit down to continue surfing the internet but you will also sympathize and say, "it's retarded how happy that retard is because he's happy to win a prize for retards. i'd never even be seen in the same room as a retard let alone a trophy for something retarded thanks for the warning guy that posted that picture"
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 10:28 AM       
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oh man! did you guys see it? the picture, i mean, the one with the kid. did you see the kid? oh shit, he has down syndrome and that means he's really retarded! also worth mentioning is that anything a retard would win is more than likely something a normal kid would have no problem winning, and i'm not a betting man, but if i were, i'd say that whoever reads this picture will think "hey, i'm not retarded!" and with that sudden realization that they are not retarded they will stand up out of their chair and say, "not only could i win this prize that the retarded kid had won, but i would also probably not want to win it as it's specially designed for retarded kids to win and as such it's probably not a good idea for me to want to win it in the first place!" and with that smug grin of satisfaction not only will you sit down to continue surfing the internet but you will also sympathize and say, "it's retarded how happy that retard is because he's happy to win a prize for retards. i'd never even be seen in the same room as a retard let alone a trophy for something retarded thanks for the warning guy that posted that picture"
I intend to scour the board, looking for other examples of such formulaic humor. When I find them, I will explain the premise of each joke and feign enthusiasm.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
Only when you explain it, it won't be funny.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 10:40 AM       
Touché. :/
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