girls like to be naked

[Anonymous]

After trying to shop for a swimsuit for a few weeks I have learned that girls apparently like to be as naked as possible. And the less cloth something has, the more expensive it is. And they actually charge you seperately for a top and a bottom even though it takes both to technically compose a "swimsuit". In addition to your swimsuit you must also purchase some sort of "coverup" because the swimsuit does not cover you up.
I want to punch someone in the throat.

[The Retro Kat]

Speaking of swimsuits, i had to get a size 28 speedo (im about a 32) and its the smallest thing and most uncomfortable thing ever, next to a thong. Holy crap. Part of my nutsack sticks out, only 2 more days of diving.

[AChimp]

Get one of those granny bathing suits from Sears.

[glowbelly]

bathing suits make me sad

[AChimp]

Learn to sew.

[DamnthatDavid]

Shop from a sports store.

[ScruU2wice]

whatever you do don't panic

[Emu]

you can punch me in the throat

[MEATMAN]

Those suits are meant for a Barbie doll figure.

No, not in terms of proportion.

In terms of scale.

"You sure that wasn't meant for a hamster or something?"

[Jixby Phillips]

more comedy genius from MEATMAN

man you should write for the onion or something, that shit is too sophisticated for the likes of this place.

[EverythingWillSuck]

I hope jixby wasn't being SARCASTIC :roll

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Everythingwillsuck was right, we do need a roll emotioncon

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...s/bread-10.jpg

[pjalne]

I must say this thread was a bit of a disappointent. I don't know what I expected when I read the title, but I know it was more than what I got.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

So your having feelings of unfufillment, Pjalne, I'm Listening...

[pjalne]

I guess I'm a half-empty kind of guy.

[Jixby Phillips]

I kinda like this thread lay off

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

I kinda like this thread lay off

You just like picturing Doopa in a bathing suit.

[glowbelly]

yah cause that's sooooo jixby's style

[eggyolk]

omg slams all over the place

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If you want a good bathing suit try Dillards and if your lucky nord storm might have something cool.

[Anonymous]

I guess it's going to be Jeanette who I will punch in the throat.



Dillards sucks, who the fuck shops there anyway.
And I refuse to go to the nordstroms here.
I got a swimsuit at walmarts. It is acceptable. I am still pissed off though. This thread is supposed to be about the abusiveness of the fashion industry on women

[MrAdventure]

girls like attention and if self esteem was chocolate they would eat it

[kellychaos]

Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.

[glowbelly]

have you ever been to a department store during peak swimsuit time? there are LOADS of bathing suits to choose from.

the problem is they are all conducive to laying around and doing nothing in. if you want to swim, or jump into a pool, half of the suits that are there will fall off as soon as you take your first dive.

i have 2 swimsuits. a one piece and a two piece (that i barely wear). i like to SWIM, i don't like to sit in the water in fear that when i move my top is going to go flying off.

as for the industry, blame it on sports illustrated or the media. don't blame it on women. what are we supposed to buy to swim in? shorts?

[Perndog]

Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.