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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
yeah exactly. It's supposed to be a swimsuit not lingerie.

I basically do wear shorts to swim in. Shorts and a tank top. It's really hard to find those though. Only when they have mix and match seperates can you get that. I never find a one piece that I like because they always cut the leg holes up to your fucking belly button.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 05:10 PM       

This is all the swimsuit you'll ever need.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
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what are we supposed to buy to swim in? shorts?
Of course not. Wear nothing.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
Two words... cut hair

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:35 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:39 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:53 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 12:22 AM       
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Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.
I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...



Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 01:33 AM       
Retro Kat, who's forcing you to buy speedos that are too small for you? I say just get the size you want... and cut off the tag so they can't tell.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 05:13 AM       
Blokes in speedos look horrible
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 11:24 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Hell, why don't we skip that and just go straight to an all-out wet suit.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 05:22 PM       
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Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.
I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...

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Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.

So, you have a tiny penis?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 04:07 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 04:17 PM       
Hey you! Get your damn hands off Jeannete!
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 07:26 PM       
Oh dear Christ... Kelly made me LOL.

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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 08:42 PM       
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I must say this thread was a bit of a disappointent. I don't know what I expected when I read the title, but I know it was more than what I got.
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Speaking of swimsuits, i had to get a size 28 speedo (im about a 32) and its the smallest thing and most uncomfortable thing ever, next to a thong. Holy crap. Part of my nutsack sticks out, only 2 more days of diving.
I got what I came for.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 09:23 PM       
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So, you have a tiny penis?
It balls up in that thing, holy crap. But im done with diving for awhile, so i dont have to worry about that kind of constriction. But, no I don't, that speedo just makes it implode.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 09:27 PM       
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Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.
Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.
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