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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 06:59 PM        How far have you ever shot???
The farthest I've ever shot was my neck... while lying down. And I have a pretty long torso for someone my size, too.

*Waits for someone to make a reference to mathematical modeling.*
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
Big penis... big torso...
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:16 PM       
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Big penis... big torso...
A large torso cuts down on your leg height.

Not necessarily a good tradeoff when you're 5'9".

Still, I'm only 15.5, so I've got some time to grow.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:17 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
Yeah, once I was laying down in the bathtub (taking a bath) and beating my meat. I jizzed all over my face. Seriously. It was kind of gross, and I washed it off.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
"*Waits for someone to make a reference to mathematical modeling.*"

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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
I got it all the way up in my nose when I was standing up. I swear, I had cum in my nose for like a whole week!
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
MINE CAN MAKE ESCAPE VELOCITY

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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
LOL at this thread.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
I shot the Pres with it! LOL
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
LOL at the three question marks in this thread's title.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
there has never been a loveline thread I enjoyed

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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
one time i got it in my fan and it was on and it went all over the room and i estimated the total splash radius to be about 14 feet so i win
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
did you ever shoot down a intercontinental ballistic missile

you can call my dick "SDI"

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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:04 AM       
spy dick incorporated

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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:05 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:10 AM       
GAME OVER

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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 01:51 AM       
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square root of 2GM/R
G=6.673*10^-11Nm^2/kg^2
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 03:32 AM       
This is actually a good referance to life: when you think nothing remains of your tattered character, the distance of your ejaculation will be there.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 04:32 AM       
The title of OAO's next few loveline threads:

Aren't my balls massive?
Have you ever noticed my teeming masculinity and virility?
Can you look upon my beauty without crying in despair?
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 07:37 AM       
Can you shoot it in your hair?
Can you shoot it with a bear?
Can you shoot it on the wall?
Can you shoot with friend, Paul?
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
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