Poop Phoning

[kellychaos]

Is it just me that has the problem with getting calls from people while they're on the toilet? I can't say why but it just feels like there's something inherently wrong with it. After all, I don't speak to people in person that way. Matter of fact, in most instances involving public restrooms, I try to avoid conversation altogether. I guess I would'nt have so much of a problem with it were it not for these same people's apparent glee in announcing that they are indeed on the poopbox while they are talking to me. Cheese and crackers, why don't you just build an acoustic bathroom so that I can get the full audio effect of your bowels. Rant over!

[Geggy]

danger danger dr smith dr smith

[Matt Harty]

Stop being friends with fat people.

[GADZOOKS]

I thought kelly was fat?

[Rongi]

you're fat too, Mark

[GADZOOKS]

Well maybe I wouldn't if milhouse and bart simpson would stop eating those fucking BUTTERFINGERS!!!

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Professor Cool in the 'Professor Cool ALMOST Died' thread

Once again I apologize for myself and Mark's stupid behaviour. Did you know he's really the one behind GADZOOKS, yeah now you know where I'm coming from.

So, yeah...shut the fuck up.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I like talking to people when I have something big and brown coming out of my cornhole.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

THE JIG IS UP

No hard feelings right

[executioneer]

i wonder what Internazi has to say on this subject

-willie

[ProfessorCool]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

So, yeah...shut the fuck up.

See if you jerks would of payed more attention of my post.

[kellychaos]

BUMP! You thread-jacking cornholers!

[uplinked]

I'd rather have them pooping while on the phone, than...um...while they are eating. Yeah.

[The Unseen]

I'd rather have them shitting on the phone.

I don't like phones.