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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:16 PM        THINGS MY 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER CORDELIA SAID THIS HALLOWEEN
'HEY YOU FRIGGIN' PEOPLE! COME GET SOME OF OUR FRIGGIN' CANDY!"
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:16 PM       
"I just made a fake burp for you."
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:17 PM       
"I SAID 'thank you, happy HALLOWEEN!"
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:19 PM       
was she a costume

i think a good costume to be would be a costume, like badly sewn together polyester and a mask. you know

unless you were born like that
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:30 PM       
I think that you should wear the flammeable factory costume rejects and chain-smoke a pack of Marlboros!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:35 PM       
!!!! has been here a long time. More importantly she is of the Moxie. Don't mess with her.

Cordie dressed up in that costume of that girl. The one with the hair. She got a lot of those candy bars with the chocolate and also some of those other candies.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:48 PM       
She dressed like Marlo Thomas? You should have been like, "dude, NOBODY will get that"
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:01 PM       
I dressed up as leatherface (the good one, not the 2003 asshole one) and some dickhead said "Oh yeah I saw that movie last week at the beacon it was a total rip-off off of freddy vs. jason." I swear I wanted to kill him, and eat his house.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:04 PM       
Eat his house? Damn you must be a fat fuck.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:08 PM       
No, not really I am a girlish 120 lbs.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:10 PM       
At my house, you can't say anything because you're afraid that the crowds of uncostumed black people will pull out a gun at any moment.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:10 PM       
oh.

So are you like that skinny ass Japanese guy who could eat an endless amount of hot dogs, but still be a skinny fuck?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:21 PM       
exactly.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:21 PM       
Wow. What can I say? You guys actually did ruin this thread. Congratulations. You're beyond irony.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:24 PM       
Max should have moderator status dammit.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 09:08 PM       
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and some dickhead said "Oh yeah I saw that movie last week at the beacon it was a total rip-off off of freddy vs. jason."
Did you destroy him where he stood with your chainsaw?
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 10:04 AM       
the last thing I want is moderator status.



Oh, wait, the last thing I want is Elephantiasis.


The second to last thing I want is moderator status.
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 12:56 PM       
I only moderate in moderation
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
Nathaniel Hawthorne gets banned and all his posts get deleted because he posted three times, yet bumblefucks ruin perfectly good burbank threads without any fear of repercussion.

I'm gonna throw a hissy fit.
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
That was bullshit. I would never do a thing like that casue I am a good mod.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=7427&start=0
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
I have personally never banned anyone.
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 02:31 PM       
How's the Elephantiasis, though?
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