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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 09:41 PM       
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Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty
so you were what, 18?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
OH LOL. KUDOS ON YOUR RAPIER WIT AND COMPLETELY UNOBVIOUS JOKE.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:02 PM       
That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
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OK, I'll take the thread seriously now.

14 times in one night.

Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty, so I never came when I did it.

I guess ejaculating makes you lose stamina or something.
Yeah. I once stayed up for hours doing it when I was in 6th grade or something. Watching a Popeye marathon on cartoon network.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
I thought my 9 was much. You wouldn't have begged me to hold you if we hadn't been there in the first place.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
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That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...

I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 07:35 PM       
A girl I work with once admitted to having masturbated 13 times in one day.

Upon hearing that and visualizing that in my head, I beat that record.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 08:04 PM       
You made her masturbate 14 times? Way to go, dude.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 09:23 PM       
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OH LOL. KUDOS ON YOUR RAPIER WIT AND COMPLETELY UNOBVIOUS JOKE.
Must you make stolen phrases sound so dumb?
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 02:44 AM       
it was sort of intended as a compliment

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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 10:04 AM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...

I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
I HAVE TO BEAT THEM OFF WITH A STICK

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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:48 PM       
Beating off with a stick is flagellation and will get you into heaven a lot faster.

BTW Willie, I knows it was sort of a left-handed compliment. I just wanted to throw a wad in your ear hole anyway.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
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That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...

I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:07 PM       
HEY REZ WHO'S THAT KID WITH THE GLASSES OVER THERE? :/
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
::PUNCHES KELLYCHAOS::

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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 05:41 PM       
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