OAO'S MAGICAL PICTURE ADVENTURE!!!

[The One and Only...]

This is the daily OAO picture blog. You can find out how my mission to take a decent photo of myself and put it up on I-Mockery is proceeding here.

Day 1: Sorry, nothing's going to happen today. I've got a little pimple on my face, and I don't know how to edit it out of MS Paint. It will probably be a few days before it clears up, too.

Day 2: Nothing is going to happen today, either. My pimples have started to clear up, but I realized that I have no fucking clue where the family camera is either. Remember those couple of days when I wasn't on the boards? I had moved. My parents might know...

And there is no way in hell I am going to wear a speedo. If I lose another 10 pounds by the end of the summer, maybe I'll take a picture of myself in swimming trunks (10 pounds would put me at average weight, I do believe).

[theapportioner]

Go on Accutane, zit boy.

[mesobe]

while your at it oao, why dont you post a pic of your mom too.

[kellychaos]

I already have some her looking quite stunning in a page boy hairdo and fishnets. Are you interested in purchasing some?

[The Retro Kat]

Accutane makes you go crazy, i was on it for awhile. They give you like a whole book to read on the precautions. "If you start feeling suicidal and sadder than usual, do not continue use of Accutane."

[theapportioner]

Yeah that's some serious shit.

[The Retro Kat]

W3RD!

[Terra]

Just post the pic and stop being so coy about it. Everybody here is drop dead gorgeous or a hunkafuckaroo.

This is like the third or fourth thread I've read about these amophous pictures of yours.

Now get on with it.

[Matt Harty]

Yeah I was going to go on accutane, and my dermatoligist said my face wasn't even that bad but it'd get rid of any ones I did have for good.

Of course that sounds great, but I read all the things about depression and pressure in the head... I'm dizzy enough as it is with my anxiety problems. The thing seems like a death pill and it's hardly worth it.

The stuffs sitting on my dresser, never touched it.

[The One and Only...]

Just use Proactive.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Take a picture of yourself in a speedo. Then we''l see how fat you are, fatty.

No, wait. Taske a picture of yourself reading Neistchze.

[Matt Harty]

OR YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP PEE WEE HERMAN

[Pee Wee Herman]

Dude, like, mellow out. Stop being such an ungroovy ball of anger.

[DamnthatDavid]

Actually, I heard Egg Yolk (not the guy here) but real egg yolk works better then any chemical for acne. You should try that.

[Pee Wee Herman]

I recall seeing a website about applying jism to your face to get rid of acne.

I think that site was a joke.

[Matt Harty]

YEAH LIKE THE PART AT THE END WHERE THEY SAY IT DOESN'T WORK

EDIT: MEANING IT'S A JOKE

[Pee Wee Herman]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

[Big Papa Goat]

OAO is funnier than you think.

[agroskaterik]

Where are all the pictures?

[DamnthatDavid]

Yer avatar ate them in a fit of rage.

[sadie]

god, this is stupid.

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm sorry. Did I forget to add the face to indicate that my post sucks and I only posted it to fit in with all the other sucky posts?

[The One and Only...]

*UPDATE!*

[Matt Harty]

God just draw a portrait of yourself in mspaint. Guarantee it's going to better than your scanned pic.

[Rongi]

TOAO IS SOOOoo FAT THAT HE HAS TO GET HIS PICTURE TAKEN FROM A HELICOPTER