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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 12:40 PM        Bling
I'm the man 'cause my GF bought me a new, gold necklace. Normally, I don'twear jewelry but now I have to 'cause she was nice and bought it for me ... and 'cause she said so. :/
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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 01:46 PM       
i lost the bracelet my gf gave me
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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 01:50 PM       
i'm thinking unbuttoned shirt and chest hair.
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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 06:35 PM       
Huck Finn taught me that my hairy chest will make me rich.
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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 07:59 PM        Re: Bling
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I'm the man 'cause my GF bought me a new, gold necklace. Normally, I don'twear jewelry but now I have to 'cause she was nice and bought it for me ... and 'cause she said so. :/
I don't believe any of this.

Show us some pictures.
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 12:14 PM       
I've never seen a picture of kelly.
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 12:36 PM       
kelly looks like somebody i would drink with
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 07:08 AM       
I'd let him buy me drinks, but I wouldn't talk to him enough to think I swing that way.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 12:13 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
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I'd let him buy me drinks, but I wouldn't talk to him enough to think I swing that way.
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 04:17 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 07:13 PM       
wow, kelly, you look just like a broken link to a picture of steve martin!
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 10:12 PM       
So, wait, wait, wait a damn minute.

Something in this story just isn't adding up.

There's something I'm really having a problem buying, here....

There's a Kellychaos?
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 10:31 PM       
And he has a girlfriend????

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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 09:05 AM       
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you're a fucking retard....
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
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wow, kelly, you look just like a broken link to a picture of steve martin!
Georg Festrunk: It's okay, Cliff. Many American girls enjoy you, too. They enjoy your protruding buttocks all the time!
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 05:18 PM       
I've known of way too many girl Kellys in my life so when I first saw your name I thought you were a woman
But now I know better
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 08:20 PM       
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You need to read the book.
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 11:16 PM       
No, I've read the book and I still think you're a retard.
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