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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 09:34 PM        Is This Normal?
Is it a common problem to get a migrane whilst pounding your genitals? I mean back-of-your-head-exploding pain that feels like you got hit in the head with a hammer pain.

Just wondering...for a friend.
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 10:26 PM       
I get orgasms by putting my testicles in a drawer and slamming it shut.
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 10:49 PM       
seriously guys, whenever i wake up lately, i get a really painful, engorged erection. is this normal? how can i make it stop?
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
Sleep with a pair of scissors by your bed!
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 11:13 PM       
Isn't an erection by definition engorged anyways?
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 11:37 PM       
well you see mr. thomas, its not like a normal erection, because it feels like theres an alien in the shaft of my penis, trying to bust through the head. making it...very full... and not very comfortable
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 11:41 PM       
RAPE HER. RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 11:44 PM       
Rape my headache? :/
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:02 AM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:05 AM       
sry but how do i do taht/ i meen im not a gimnist r nethin leik thta i can t ben li\ek tath thnx
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 12:51 AM       
I got headaches for a while, then it went away.

I suppose you have a cock problem if it doesn't go away.
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 08:44 AM       
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NO RAPE HER STUPID
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 10:21 AM       
sometimes if a sneeze really hard it makes my nuts hurt,

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 10:43 AM       
oh good if it's said like that it's really funny
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Old Jan 6th, 2005, 11:55 PM       
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WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 09:19 AM       
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RAPE HER. RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
You're a dumb asss!
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 10:19 AM       
Yeah I am. I'm sorry. Will you please forgive that inappropriate comment? I'm not being cynical or anything, really, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry man.
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 11:42 AM       
Redleader i think it is now time for you to apoligize!
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 01:51 PM       
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Redleader i think it is now time for you to apoligize!
Helm, all is forgiven. But for Matt Hardy, "get off my case!" You're too young to even be on this web site.
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 02:15 PM       
nien numb
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 02:37 PM       
Oh thanks for accepting my apology man, I feel better now. I guess, could we uh, could we be friends or something, too, since I apologized? I'm kinda looking for a friend, do you wanna be mine?
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 05:21 PM       
Hey, one of you cancer guys, does your head hurt when you touch yourself in the pants?

I'm going to get a CAT scan one of these days here. :/ My head is hurting pretty much constantly now.
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 09:53 PM       
sometimes when i masturbate my dick bleeds white out is that a problem with you
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Old Jan 8th, 2005, 02:42 AM       
I used to get real bad headaches like that.. but they went away after about a month or so. :/
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Old Jan 8th, 2005, 02:49 AM       
the first time i ever masturbated i had this horrible pain in my pee hole and ball sack. every other time after that it didnt hurt at all
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