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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:16 AM       
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I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex.
That's pretty much what I was trying to say.

And possibly anal. I'm really entertaining the thought of buttsex lately.
I haven't really followed your saga as well as everyone else, so I am not used to the way your punchbag head normally thinks, but what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 04:11 AM       
Thanks for all your input. I kinda met her halfway; I said we should wait a little longer, maybe like 4 more months, then we'll see. So thanks again, and feel free to lock this bitch.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 09:47 AM       
you could have solved everything if you had said that last phrase to her, whilst pointing at your thrusting genitals, and raising your eyebrows in a 'come hither' fashion.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:17 PM       
Ugh, "wait 4 months and then maybe you'll get some sex from me"? That's no kind of compromise. Either you aren't really serious about abstinence til marriage or you aren't really serious about what you told her and that's just stringing her on.

Seriously, get her a vibrator and lots of pictures of you, tell her to please wait for you, and give her a kiss. PROBLEM SOLVED (maybe).
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 09:54 AM       
what ziggy said. Stringing her along. Jerk.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 12:16 PM       
I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks and epee shots to the face.

Edit: To clarify, that was directed towards Dr. Volwhateverthehellitis.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 02:02 PM       
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I'm picturing you spinning around yelling TATSU MAKI SENPU KYAKU and it's awesome.
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Old Jul 10th, 2005, 04:50 PM        uh
So...you're in love with this girl after two months? And thats without having teh hot sweaty sex with her? She must be some kind of witch or something. BE CAREFUL OR SHE WILL TURN YOU INTO A NEWT!
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Old Jul 10th, 2005, 05:28 PM       
can you not read? your avatar is way too big, moron.
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Old Jul 10th, 2005, 06:05 PM       
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I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks
I'm picturing you spinning around yelling TATSU MAKI SENPU KYAKU and it's awesome.


Vol, baby, how old are you? Not to offend you or anything, but I honestly have no idea, and I think it might put this into a better perspective.
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