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Spectre X · #1

mine would be the "BMX jousting"

"Thou shalt pay for what thee hath done to mine midwife!"
"It wasn't me buddy, it was somebody else."
"Today, I shal stick my lance into you, and far beyond where the light of our world does shine! I will have my revenge!"

I love that one.

Anonymous · #2

My favorite stunt was the one where they took a bunch of their stunts and combined them to make a movie that people paid to see when the show itself is on for free.

ItalianStereotype · #3

didn't they get cancelled? yeah....that was my favorite.

Ninjavenom · #4

The movie was just the show with more dicks. :/

Skulhedface · #5

The one where they stuff live sticks of dynamite straight into their anal cavities and suffer a horrifyingly bloody death, all caught on camera.

I'd love that one.

FlakTrooper · #6

The CKY crew itself is a lot better than the Jackass show ever was. Even CKY is starting to go downhill.

Jixby Phillips · #7

I'm smarter and have better tastes than all of you, and I love Jackass. So shut up.

Les Waste · #8

He's right, you know.

I never actually saw it, but just when I think of the skit where they dig a hole in the lawn and cover it when Phil goes to mow the lawn makes me LOL.

Also, in one of the CKY tapes, one of those queers takes 18 Ex-Laxes and takes a shit while running at full speed. Poop jokes are very funny.

FeuerAffe · #9

CKY...definitely better than Jackass. CKY4 wasn't the best though...I always liked the drife thru ordering at Burger King or whatever when Brandom said, "I will strike you down like COBRA." Jackass wasn't ever very good though...

Spectre X · #10

the castle thing in CKY3.

*arrow flies by*
*ackward silence*
Ryan Dunn: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
*crash into castle followed by yet another acward silence.*

I love CKY.

noob3 · #11

Steve O's videos are the best, followed by CKY followed by Jackass.

ShanghaiOrange · #12

I always was partial to the fat guy chasing the midget.

wreckreation · #13

you guys REALLY get jokes.

Zbu Manowar · #14

What about Johnny Knoxville testing a jock strap? Or when those Jai Lai players whipped citrus fruits at them?

Blackjack · #15

Fuck that.

Why have Jackass when you can have Trigger-Happy TV?!?!?! We invented that.

Spectre X · #16

yes, Blackjack, that's cool too, but we're talking about jackass, CKY and whatever...

anyhoo, last night, Steve-O- was on at Yorin, a Dutch channel in "Kevin Masters, starring Tom Rhodes".

he performed the stunt where he stapled his ballsack to his leg, it was lol.

FlakTrooper · #17

Steve-O is just plain gross. But I think Chris Raab is funny so what do I know?

Spectre X · #18

well, he is funny (Raab) and so is Steve-O-.

anyway, Raab is gross too, in CKY3 he just sat over the ledge of a building and started shitting down.

whoreable · #19

Dude thats SOOOO CRAZZZYY!!!

GRRROOOSSSSS

FlakTrooper · #20

What about Raab's shit while running. Second grossest thing Ive ever seen.

Zbu Manowar · #21

So which jackass do you think will die first? Come on, one of these days Steve-O's going to be beaten by the cops until his hollow head explodes or Knoxville's going to be hit by a car.

Generator86 · #22

Definitely Steve-O. Knoxville at least has branched out to act in real movies, so I don't think he's going to be too willing to put his body on the line for much longer. Steve-O, on the other hand, seems to have no skills whatsoever besides throwing himself into shit-filled rivers and vomiting up anal tracts.