name the top 5 weirdest things that have ever happened 2 u

[Mike]

1. When I was a very young kid I was in a restaurant taking coins out of a huge fountain that was set in the floor. A lady came and yelled at me to stop, saying those were "people's wishes" or some garbage. She walked too close to the stone edge and one of the stones tipped over and she fell into the water. Maybe not so weird, but it was fuckin hilarious. Man she was pissed.

2. One time I found a dead snake in the street. I took it home to make a grave for it in the ground and I noticed that it had something in its mouth. I opened the mouth and I found a quarter in there.

3. I saw a bible in a motel. It said it was left by some giddlens or something. I asked my uncle what a giddlen is and he slapped me and threw the bible out the door. It fell down from the balcony. When I went to see where it had landed I saw that it was on the roof of a black car that looked like a hearse.

4. Freshman year of college my roommate got pissed at me and starting ripping a poster of mine off the wall. I tried to restrain him but he thought I was tackling him. He fought back and I fought harder and he gave up and ran out. Later I got kicked out of the dormitory by the Gay and Lesbo Center for committing a hate crime against my roommate due to his homosexuality. This was the first time I had even heard that he was gay.

5. One time in Mexico I saw a bald man run screaming out of the ocean. He laid down on the beach and wept with a misery such as I've never seen again. This was the first time I'd seen a man cry. I came over to him to see what was wrong. He'd been stung by a jelly-fish on his head. Someone ran to get a nearby restaurant manager and he ran out with a bottle of beer and started pouring it on the guy's head. At least he said it was beer. I later found out that it was actually piss that he'd saved for such an incident.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Hey SMN, what do you think this is? The Movie High Fidelity?!?!?

[Comrade Rocket]

5.Bite

4.My

3.Shiny

2. Dafodil

1.Ass

[SMN]

Originally Posted by Perfecto Suspecto

Hey SMN, what do you think this is? The Movie High Fidelity?!?!?

no, I've never seen that movie. and those 5 things actually happened to me! yes, I shit blue for a week.

[Supafly345]

Ok, no grocery list questions. Those are just stupid excuses to post boring things.

[SMN]

Sue Me, I'm bored

[HickMan]

5. getting burned with hot tea when I was two. Still have the battle scar.

4. Almost got mauled by a deer

3. Watching Honey I Shrunk the Kids from 6 AM to 7 30 AM without having any sleep before.

2. Going through a river of icewater with a canoe above my head. It wasn't like we had to cross the river, it was a canoe trip so we just had to walk in the water

1. Avoiding a Nam vet with the skills I learned from MGS2. I kid you not.

[soundtest]

1. 1. dropping 3 microdots and going to a carnival then a club
   2. losing my virginity with the girl's (HUGE) brother passed out drunk right beside us
   3. getting my penis pierced
   4. getting lost in china
   5. the fact that everything... is all so familiar... all been done before even...

...and i don't mean threads like this

[Emu]

Once my dad ordered some piece of "liverock" from Fiji, which is coral with living plants/animals/fungi still on it. One of the pieces had a dime from 1978 embedded IN the rock, which means it must have grown around the dime. Things to consider: Fiji is in fucking Asia, across the world, and there was an American dime stuck in it.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Originally Posted by HickMan

1. Avoiding a Nam vet with the skills I learned from MGS2. I kid you not.

Please do tell more

[Dole]

Hmm...on second thoughts, better not.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Watching 2001: A Space Odyssey while stoned on pot was pretty fucking wierd.

[Bestrest]

5. I almost passed out when i tried to Duplicate and Divide 50 numbers with 6 diffrent numbers.. weee..

4. I did a poster with 2 friends, 6 hours of nonstop work.. Result: Major headache

3. Watching Pr0n!!1!!

2. Kicked my dog in the nut ( yes only one nut.. Call me a bastard )

1. I fighted someone in school now everybody respects me..

[Mockery]

1) I attacked a parked truck... with my face.

2) I stole 2nd base. I stole 3rd base. I stole the life out of my left arm as it snapped in half mid-slide.

3) Moved to Connecticut.

4) Moved back to RVA when I was sure I had finally escaped this black hole that somehow keeps sucking you back in.

5) I dunno... to be continued?

[Studio8]

I was kicked in the cunt and stole some dude's shoe.