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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:26 PM       
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Blowjobs lead to sex. If you didn't want him to bug you about sex, you shouldn't have spread your lips for him, sister.
That is VERY true.

But also, if a girl was to give you a bj and you "got off" would you be satisfied anough to be content with that and not have sex?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:28 PM       
I doubt it. But my penis has never been around any of the many holes a girl has to offer. So maybe I would be happy with that. I guess it all depends on if the guys gets teh secks often.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:02 PM       
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Blowjobs lead to sex. If you didn't want him to bug you about sex, you shouldn't have spread your lips for him, sister.
That is VERY true.

But also, if a girl was to give you a bj and you "got off" would you be satisfied anough to be content with that and not have sex?
No, that is not true. Men can be satisfied with being topped, without the overwhelming desire to go the rest of the way. The pattern of sex isn't a warm-up knob polishing before hopping into the sack, how active is the guy going to be then (except if they are under 25)?
Unless you are talking about the gradual progression to sex in a healthey relationship. And that is just stupid. You talk about it like sex is an inevitable thing, that has a life of its own and cannot be controlled. You can hop around head-bobs and hand-jobs forever if you wanted to, nothing is forcing you to progress further. It takes a concious decision to progress.

Besides, he doesn't know how good the sex is with that particular person, so they don't know what they're missing.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:34 AM       
If you're so experienced, why are you posting on an Intarweb message board, huh?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:36 AM       
I can see what you are saying too.

But, when you are getting a couple of months worth of bj's aren't you going to wonder when the next step is going to come?

Most people see head as foreplay, leading to sex.
Including me and I'm a girl.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:59 AM       
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If you're so experienced, why are you posting on an Intarweb message board, huh?
Maybe if the two were related I would have an answer for that.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 09:40 AM       
Posting takes up valuable sex time, champ.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:12 AM       
I can do both at the same time you know, slugger.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:41 AM       
Masturbating isn't sex.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:33 PM       
It's sex with someone you love.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:44 PM        .
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:54 AM       
i was gonna say apple pie but that would have been stupid and fucked up..("hint hint"...that movie was a gay as they come)
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 12:00 PM       
Blowjobs only lead to sex in PORN.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 01:53 PM        Re: .
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And "There's ALWAYS room for Jello."

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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:25 PM        .
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BJs and sex are not the same thing, silly!
What a load of BS.
Virginity isn't a physical attribute, it's in your mind. And getting married without any sort of beforehand training is a sure reciepe for disappointment. Or adultery. Or both.

Go suck dick and pretend it's not sex, next step you'll get your ass rammed and pretend you're still a virgin.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
Bull.

You can have sex and STILL be a virgin but when you have sexual intercourse, you can consider that cherry officially "hit."

It's all a matter of voltage. Some fucktards don't even know when they've been "hit."

It's alot like putting a frog in a boiling pot of water. If you toss a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put the frog into a pot of tepid water, it'll stay there. If you slowly turn up the heat the stupid thing will stay in the pot until it's cooked.

It's like sex. Two people can diddle each other and think they aren't having it and before they know it,* somebody* isn't the same way as when they started out.

It officially ends with the popping of the bud. But up until then, technically, they are still a "noob."
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:06 AM        .
The keyword here is *technically* - I don't consider virginity to be anything like a technical thing. Of course you can, as in the blowing of the "ring" thing, but I-personnally-myself (see?) believe it's fooling oneself.
In some northern African countries young wives are required to show the blood stains on their sheets to their family the morning after, so, to remain "technical virgins" sodomy is a standard practise for girls before marriage. Would you call them virgins ? How sick is that ?

Virginity is in one's mind. Besides, considering one's body attribute as a "gift" and not something you own yourself is a proof of a submissive attitude toward men that makes me barf.
(you are allowed to call me a rabid feminist)
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
I'm guessing that you're not a virgin.....so you're damaged goods.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:51 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
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It's alot like putting a frog in a boiling pot of water. If you toss a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put the frog into a pot of tepid water, it'll stay there. If you slowly turn up the heat the stupid thing will stay in the pot until it's cooked.


Miss Tara, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
There. See?

I knew if I made some half assed stabs at pissing in the wind, somebody would jump in and correct me with intelligence, grace, and decorum. Good points you two!

Now we can resume with our regularly scheduled program of pud gobbling and back door plowing.

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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 01:29 AM       
BJs count.


And let's face it, you can't really go around thinking yourself as an untainted flower once you blow someone. But you can still be a virgin in the vagina-sense.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 03:18 PM        .
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I'm guessing that you're not a virgin.....so you're damaged goods.
Moreso than you'd think - however it has absolutely *nothing* to do with any foreign pieces of flesh entering my genital opening.
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