A Dapher Day At The Park featuring the Fartin Mowler Players

[ProfessorCool]

So guys, I was walking in the brisk park for my daily constitution eating my delish trail mix, when all of a sudden I noticed that my shoelaces were undressed so i sit at one of the benches to tie in and when I bend over I notice that a feathered friend was simply pecking at my nuts. Ain't that a quaint thing?

[liquidstatik]

Why just the other day, I myself was strolling through the park. I noticed a small young boy stomping his feet at a mushroom. Then he started feeding the ducks! One of the ducks began to choke on the bread.. and the young started to sweat of nervousness. By that time I had stoped watching the boy and went home.

[ProfessorCool]

Oh Mowler, you and the young boys always make a day the gayest, i do say so.

[Rongi]

I always said Mowlerwas going to be a bulging success.

[Sam]

Have I ever told you about my cousin? He's a smuggler.

I think his area of expertise is plums.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

have i ever told you about my old man? he fought in the battle of bulge where he killed nazis.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Quit trying to fit in.

[ProfessorCool]

that's the most cockneyed tale i heard all day

Anywho, So i was sit on my porch trying to crank up some of my favorite band, Cream, I always loved crank Cream jams on my porch.

To my dismay, it was a botched effort since my radio is broke, I guess it's time to get another in the store. Oh well, oh well I thought that i shall not ruined a crisp day like this and decided to get my hands of some classic Balzac. I do think that my children should get some my Balzac as well i do have a couple of the works my self. It's never too late to brush up on some Balzac i do say.

[Jixby Phillips]

I like this bandwagon!

[HickMan]

I was going on a nice dashing run, when a dick was inconspicuously following me. I decided to flash and run to the nearest alley, where I found myself behind a hair studio. What an erect place that was! Everything was pleaslently stacked and in order.


I would like to state the fact that I started this trend

[Drew Katsikas]

This is a ballsy thread.

[ProfessorCool]

capncrunchSOCK: I REALLY HATE YOU.
Pernthedog: I know
capncrunchSOCK: FUCKER
capncrunchSOCK: GO READ HARRY POTTER
Pernthedog: I finished the whole series twice, I'm reading Dune now
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, FUCKER.
Pernthedog: you sound angry
Pernthedog: is something wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
Pernthedog: do you mean you're okay, or okay, something's wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: I WANT TO PISS ON YOUR FACE.

[huond]

hey guys chack out my cool new avatar

[liquidstatik]

I also hate Perndog.

[ProfessorCool]

[Emu]

lol

[ziggytrix]

wtf is a dapher? did you mean dapper?