i-mockery awards?

[Dole]

In reality, I think I am more the adult diaper adjacent to your anus.

[Lenor]

Carnivore I would love to mention the fact that you indeed wanted to meet me, as well as half of the 'old school' mockers did. Ive kept in touch with a few of them, weither it be on here or on the phone. Everybody used to get along at one point or another, now it just seems the board has gone to shit and is one of the reasons I dont post on here anymore.

Sure you can say that iM a waste of bandwhith, but there were a few post way back when we did stick up for each other, a year ago, yes, ive been on this board for almost 2 years now. So get over it allready.

Chojin changed for the better I belive, he stopped careing what everyone though of him and did his own thing, which I extremly admire in him. As much as I admire in Noob and blackflag for doing their own thing and not careing what pretensiouse assholes like you would think. You may be 'cool' outside the board, but you need to grow up inside of it. Your post are getting worse by the second and your comments to everybody else, take off the mask. Your just as big of a whine ass as most of these people on here.


But I guess we all cant be cool emt's and work 90 hours a week and talk about all the dead people we encounter.

[The_Rorschach]

You know, I found this thread thoroughly amusing even though I didn't recognize the majority of those whom posted in it. . .

There used to be a chick who would argue with R. Raygun maybe two, three years ago, when I was lurking before I started posting. I liked her, but I can't remember her name. I would nominate her as the person who doesn't post enough.

[Carnivore]

For Christ's sake, Lenor! Could you not let this thread just die? I swear I hate you more each day!

I'm so happy that you like how Chojin, Noob, and Black Flag don't care what other people think of them. To thine own self be true. Better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. Do you think I care that the fucktards that contaminate these boards hate me for ripping into them? I don't fucking pander to the idiot masses here to get popular. Do you respect me for being myself despite the opposition?

As for your assertion that I'm pretentious....

[mburbank]

I like coffee,
I like tea
I like Carni on I-mockery
I like Lenor and chojin and me
and everyone can be the way they be.


HEY FUCKERS! LIGHTEN UP! I HATE YOU ALL VERY, VERY MUCH AND I HOPE YOU HAVE BAD DREAMS AND WET YOURSELVES A LOT!!

This board is just this board. I am so serious. Chomp my bag already okay? The best offense is to be offensive.

Any of you who take anything that happens (ie is written) here seriously in any way shape or form have forgotten that this is I-Mockery and not I-serious or I-real or I-truth. And this board was WAY better when people remeberbered that, back in the good old days before the person who's reading this right now fucked it all to hell and back.

SO THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, TARD CHUNKY!

[CaptainBubba]

Coffee SUCKS.

[mburbank]

First of all, no, and second, if it sucked as well as being a delicious revitalizing beverage, it would be just bout perfect and I could get that divorce the wifes been begging for!

[Geggy]

I can't blame your wife. I cannot imagine how much she has to put up with you. I wouldn't even last 5 minutes with you.

[CaptainBubba]

I SIT CORRECTED.

[Rev. Danno]

Dude, no one talks to Max Burbank like that!
Luckly we're on the internet, where eveyine has a voice, but nothing you say really matters. So say what ever you want. I heart Everyone on this board today... I am a Badger!

[Carnivore]

This is a picture of me hating Lenor... with a Ninja Turtle pop.

[Lenor]

Still ugly as all hell..

[mburbank]

He's cuter than me!

[Carnivore]

This is a picture of me contemplating the depths of my hatred for Lenor while on a Viking longboat.

[Lenor]

max nobody is cuter then you


I love the hatred, so lovely!

[Carnivore]

And nobody is a bigger waste of space than you. Don't make me post more pictures of me hating you when I get back. I have dozens.

[The Retro Kat]

If it makes you feel any better, I hate you...and nice goatee.

[hobo]

carni has a cool face.

[Big Papa Goat]

Carni's pics make me wish I was gay.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeh rite you just want an exucse to suck cock faget

[Perndog]

You need an excuse?

[Jixby Phillips]

go join the fat party

*edit i meant fag party

[ziggytrix]

I always assumed Carni's overstated hatred for Lenor was rooted in no real emotion greater than boredom.

[george]

i think max should take back that part about how he is funnier than me and then called us all assholes or somethings.

CAUSE IT HURT ME IN MY SALTY PARTS.

[mburbank]

STOP BEING A GAY HOMO POONTANT, GEORGE!



During the late eighties when I was doing three or more Improv shows a week (and having no idea that this was the abslute height of my 'career') I regularly introduced myself from the stage as "Max Burbank, The Funniest Guy Alive."

I thought it was funny to tell people what they had to think of me before doing anything at all.

I'm not sure anyone in the audience understood I was experimenting with meta comedy and I can't think of any reason why they would have. But I'm all about the theory now and I was all about the theory then.

Which probably explains why my car is still not paid for snd have the time and inclination to write crappy little comedy pieces for the friggin' internet.