THE NEVER ENDING STORY!

[Skulhedface]

...said, "I'm hungry. Let's go to KFC. George Costanza recommends the Popcorn Chicken."

Al headed straight for the sporks, which he then used to...

[MaskedMonk]

...eat chicken. But before they could do that, George Costanza popped out from behind a table and exclaimed "HAHAHA! My hilarious commercials for hot wings were really just a TRAP! For you two! Now, face my army of pirate nazi furries!" Bob responded by throwing the spork at his forehead, which stuck out comically but also killed him. But there were still millions of nazi pirate furries surrounding every exit of wherever the hell Al and Bob were. The Boss Furry Nazi Pirate shouted, "You will not escape alive! For we have...

[James]

...decided his name was no longer Al. From now on, he would be referred to as Jilly. Bob asked, "Why do you want to change your name, Al?" And Jilly stabbed him, but he didn't die. Instead, he...
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[MaskedMonk]

[Out of story: Am I the only one who says we just totally ignore that one? I would have just posted something ignoring it but it's not my turn]

[Skulhedface]

..changed his name to Jamesman!

(that's not intended as an insult, more a tribute, because Jamesman is one of the few regular posters that finally stopped giving me a hard time)

[Bennett]

...and Jamesman was the guest on a special edition of "The View" hosted by Star Jones, Mary Kate and Ashley, Boner from "Growing Pains," and Captain N the Gamemaster. Captain N looked over at Jamesman and said, "your repeat posts have all the creativity and originality of 'The Legend' and 'Fragile is the Garden of the Mind...'"

[Generator86]

...then Captain N stated, "but I digress". Then Boner shouted, "Will you people stop calling me 'boner'? Do you not realize the sexual connotations of that?" Then he proceeded to finger bang Tracey Gold, where she asked Boner, "No, you've got it all wrong. The fingers are supposed to go down my THROAT!" Then Balki from 'Perfect Strangers'....

[Skulhedface]

...started strangling Mork from Ork, until the Fonz jumped a shark haha wheeeeeee....

[Generator86]

....and when he landed, he gave the thumbs up sign, said "Ay! Hey, what ever happened to Bob and Al/Jilly?"

[Skulhedface]

Then Bob and Al/Jilly show up, screaming "We've been lost in obscure old school pop culture references and we're drowning here!"

So the networks cancelled all their shows all over again, leaving us with just Bob and Al.

Bob and Al sit down on the curb. They start sptting on the sidewalk and scratching at their sacs until...

[MaskedMonk]

...eight million nazi furry pirates came and...

[huh]

then meanwhile on earth mario started the first level after apu game him a green mushroom(hahahahahaha).super man took mario with him to the planet message board to kick some nazi ass megatron went and smoked some of the nazi's with his big ass pipe after he flameed them with his blaster thingey.mario then started mooning them with his big ol' ass and said CAN YOU HANDLE IT.n took out a machine gun n said DIE SHULUBS!!!!!!then super man

[whoreable]

YOU GUYS ARE VERY FUNNY

GREAT STORY
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Mercedes-Benz W208 Specifications

[MaskedMonk]

...exploded...

[Generator86]

....leaving viscera and last night's chicken lo mein strewn about the street for local street bum Ol' Ass Jimmy to scoop up in his filthy hands and gorge himself before walking to the corner liquor store to pick up his morning bottle of Ripple and drinking himself into a drunken stupor so he can have his neverending heated debate with the sun as to whether or not those damned meddling kids who caused him to lose his job, wife, and sanity actually DID exist...

[MaskedMonk]

...so the sun got pissed off and stabbed him because it was sick of having the same conversation over and over because this guy smelled like crap and he...

[The Retro Kat]

...was forced to have sex with his mom. Just as he was spewing...

[MaskedMonk]

...semen into his mom Al and Bob came back, took off his and his mom's masks, revealing them to be nazi furry pirates. Then Al and Bob killed them. But since there was nothing else to do they...

[Sam]

.... decided to go to the candy store that was owned my Hans Tyluckey, the noted child molester who once...

[MaskedMonk]

...molested children in his candy store - while on fire. Hans Tyluckly was in the store waiting for them and when they entered he...

[Generator86]

continued molesting a small child while eating a Blow Pop. He offered the child to Al, who promptly....

[MaskedMonk]

...took the child and beat Hans over the head with him while Bob took as much candy as he could carry and then burned the store down. Then the police came and...

[CaptainBubba]

...had sex
...melested inanimate objects
...did something ridiculous or impossible pertaining to sexual activity
...engaged in bland and overly gory violent action
...played the piano

HAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU ON THAT LAST ONE FUCKERS! I'M TOO DAMN GOOOOOOOD FOR SCHOOL!


see its funny because "played the piano" doesn't fit with the other ones! Chances are they never would've put that! ITS FRICKIN HILARIOUS!

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by MaskedMonk

...took the child and beat Hans over the head with him while Bob took as much candy as he could carry and then burned the store down. Then the police came and...

Arrested MaskedMonk, Sam Teh Gay Furry, and Generator86 .

[MaskedMonk]

...so MaskedMonk killed all police everywhere because he's a ninja and he can do that, and the story continued as if that had never happened somehow.