My sad Make me feel dumb thread

[ArrowX]

Ok This week summer school ends and I have 3 modules lef to finish. I've been trying to finish the wole mathbooks that are anywhere from 100-300 pages long containing 500 questons. While working so hard I was on the verge of a mental break down so I took a break and re-read the instructions :Finish module booklet A2 questions 1-30. thats all I worked for 3 days trying to finish this damn thing while I only have to do 30 fucking questions I was on question 345. Now I feel dumb for falling behind because I only have to do 150 questions plus 50 for the final exam

[Matt Harty]

Idiot.

[FS]

Moron.

[Anonymous]

Fucktard.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

DONKEY!

[Emu]

Dumbass.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

If you didn't get the 'DONKEY! ' joke, it is a reference to the popular movie Shrek 2. In which everyone is yelling the other people's names, and Donkey (played by Eddie Murphy) pops up and yells his own name (Donkey).

[mubert]

...Turtle.

[Sethomas]

Make you feel dumb, eh?

The function f(x)=e^x is the only mathematical expression that remains the same after having been differentiated or integrated any number of times.

According to Nietzsche, "Man would rather will Nothing than not will."

Heisenberg Uncertainty is expressed by the equation dXdP=h(bar)/2. This reflects the minimum margin of perceptibility resulting from the deflection of a photon off of a subatomic particle.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.

[Sethomas]

Don't you fucking dare explain what I already said into layman's terms.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Jim Duncan - Weather

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.

I thought it was of an electron.

Edit: Or as Seth said a 'Sub-atomic particle'.

[Command Prompt]

Nietzsche is a crackpot. He used his guise that God is dead so he could get away with touching little boys and talking loudly to plants.

[Sethomas]

You actually can know both the particle's speed and position, it's just a matter that both aspects will have a certain margin of error.

And yeah, I hate Nietzsche but I threw that in because it's bullshit at its finest.

[kellychaos]

And just what does this have to do with the mathematically challenged?!

[sports]

Damn are you one stupid SOB.

happy now Arrow?

[Big McLargehuge]

So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am"

[MrAdventure]

dont feel bad son we all make a lot of mistakes its the on ly way we will ever learn from our mistakes!

[Spastic Colon]

If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.

[ArrowX]

Anyone ever seen the movie pi? Where the guy stumbles upon an equasion and or algorythm that explains why god can't exist?

[da blob]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am"

am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Spastic Colon

If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.

that's why they're called digits.

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by da blob

am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?

No, my highschool phsyics teacher laughed at it too.

[Esuohlim]

Shut it, nerds

[ArrowX]

If you know what it means its funny I laughed

I got a progress report and i'm gettin 80% YAY!