NEW MINIMOCK: "THINGMAKER CHILL-A-TRON LAB!"

[Mockery]

Good old Nickelodeon. You can always count on them for releasing a bunch of nasty toys for the kids to play with. Well, on a recent venture to the local thrift shop, I came across one of Nickelodeon's more expensive playsets for a mere $1.98. Now that's an opportunity I just couldn't pass up. Check out this in-depth look at just what the Thingmaker Chill-A-Tron Lab can (and can't) do.


NEW MINIMOCK: "THINGMAKER CHILL-A-TRON LAB!":
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Thingmaker

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Emu]

I used to have one of the ones where you put them in a little recolored easy-bake oven and they turned all gross and apparently you could throw them at your sister. I didn't have a sister so I had to settle for my mom, who promptly grabbed the spider trap I had laid, ate the spider, and then slapped me til the sun rose.

I miss those days.

[Professor Cool]

My cousin had one of those thingmakers, and he wasn't successful either. Hell, none of the nickelodian shit worked, the flying blimp burst open too.

[CastroMotorOil]

holy shit i LOLed harder at that then any of the other recent minimocks, that was great.

[pissed off salesman]

You were absolutely right about the way those things smelled, rog.
They smelled like satan gave birth to antichrist junior, and antichrist junior vomited the excrement of 1000 hobos onto a dump. Plus the critters that set made didn't last too long.

[Poxpower]

Wow, its not everyday you get ripped off after paying $2 for something. Grats ;)

My sister had a Dolly Maker ( or whatever, you know same thing as the creepy crawlers, but for girls).
That stuff was seriously perverted and scary. The number of naked miniature mutant rubber dolls she made with that is amazing.
Horror movie material I swear.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Rog, the same people that make your microwave make my CD player.

[Anonymous]

The same people that microwave my CD player.

[Spooky]

These things are like CRAPPY crawlers

get it?

[Drev]

Rog, I should suggest that you look online to find a substitute to make the creatures with.

Also, Jell-O Giant Spiders would be delightful.

[Mockery]

Thanks, good to see some people remember the old Thingmaker "Creepy Crawlers" too. Anyway, I would make Jell-O spiders out of these things, but there's so much residue from the "monster mix" left in the mold that is damned impossible to get out that it would probably get into the Jell-O too. I don't eat that stuff anyway... never cared for it. And no, there isn't always room for it. If there was, I wouldn't shit it out within 2 minutes of eating it.

[AChimp]

I had a Creepy Crawlers set... in fact, I've still got a few of them left that I made years ago. One is attached to my monitor right now! :O

[Drev]

There's always room for Jell-O -Rog-!

Do you think that the powder is so old is that reason why is stuck on the mold that bad? I can believe it, and I doubt it too.

Also, you set yourself up for the Jell-O motto. :/

[Jeanette X]

Most of the pictures aren't working for me. Am I the only one?

[Mockery]

No it's not you, the site is getting a lot of extra traffic today, Jeanette. Try accessing it later on tonight or tomorrow and it should be loading up a lot better for ya. You'll definitely want to see all of the pics in it. If you don't, your life will never be complete. never.

[Rez]

TOM JONES

but ey compared to all the other famously good crap you've found before, it can't be all bad to have a dud every once in awhile...

my fave one so far was the jason costume....

[Perndog]

What Drev said. Just use Jell-O with a much higher dose of gelatin and less water. That's how they make it bounce in the commercials.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Rez

TOM JONES

but ey compared to all the other famously good crap you've found before, it can't be all bad to have a dud every once in awhile...

my fave one so far was the jason costume....

Duds are always fine by me, cuz it's still something to write about and poke fun at.

[Rongi]

I know this is off topic, but, is there going to be another halloween choose your own adventure? That's my favorite peice on the site.

Rotatoe

[Frollo]

I remembered that was number one on my x-mas list. I got it too. too bad that shit dries up. Smells bad too. When I saw it posted on the front page, I was pretty jazzed.

[FS]

You gotta love that picture of Tom Jones. He looks like he's about to explode out of sheer self-love.

[Mockery]

Here's the original:



It's among my favorite pictures of him ever. He just looks completely insane.

[Drev]

I swear he's speaking like Hitler in that picture

[Spooky]

I can picture him saying:

"This is a DOOM house!"

"can I get my change in all singles!?!?"

etc

etc

or he's just about to explode into millions of Tom Jones pieces.

I mean, it's not unusual.

[hobo]

you got this at fantastic thrift on main st didnt you?