What would stop you...

[Archduke Tips]

If you dropped your favorite solid food on the floor, what would stop you from picking it back up and eating it?

For me it would be somebody else's pubes.

[Grislygus]

A dirty floor.

[MetalMilitia]

The fact it had been dropped on the floor.

[Esuohlim]

I'd have to go with the fact that the food dropped on the floor, right guys?

[WhiteRat]

I would only pick it back up if it had fallen onto this:

[Archduke Tips]

Fine, let's all just be harry the healthy hippopotamus.

[kahljorn]

I almost always eat food after I drop it unless it's really dirty/gross looking.
you guys are hygenic pussies and you wouldn't last five seconds as a caveman.

[Grislygus]

That's why I evolved in the first place

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I almost always eat food after I drop it unless it's really dirty/gross looking.
you guys are hygenic pussies and you wouldn't last five seconds as a caveman.

I am in agreement. I eat off of my cafeteria floor.

[kahljorn]

Go jump in a river grislygus.

[Grislygus]

There aren't any rivers around here. Lots of trees, though.

[Sethomas]

I guess you'll have to hang yourself from a limb, then.

[ArrowX]

Or Grislygus could go and eat some floor food, because your weakened immune system cant handle it you'll immediately begin convulsing and fall and shatter your skull on the coffe table. Your body temperature spikes to kill the invading bacteria causing massive braindamage rendering you unable to control your motor functions. By this time your body is franticaly attempting detox by defacating from every possible orifice, you begin to involutarily vomit all over your carpet as you piss yourself and as the sudden rush of feces and various other intestinal juices is rushing toward freedom form your anus, it causes you anuses sphincter to violently explode from your body and sick to the wall as a nearly endles stream of shit begins flowing from you ass by the galon. as you lay there in a pile of blood, urine, vomit, and shit you think back in retrospec at how worthless you are as an evolutionary marvel, by not understanding that the purpose of sexualy reproducing is to combine immune systems to keep the species alive for longer.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by StupidKraut

retrospec

[ArrowX]

So I forgot a T.

[Grislygus]

You also forgot the evolutionary idea of an inherited immune system.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by StupidKraut

So I forgot a T.

That's it you are kicked off of the Varsity Cheer Squad! Have fun waving your pom-pomps at a buch of wanna be JV losers.

[ArrowX]

Grislygus
You dont' have an effective immune system because a little bit of floor ruins your food


and White Rat, the day I hand in my pom poms is the day Bubsy returns to the forums.

[Grislygus]

Obviously, you've never heard of taste. I don't eat things that fall on the floor, my dog has rubbed its ass on it.

Furthermore, the entire idea behind an inherited (key word) immune system is that for every one of my highlander ancestors who ate poorly cooked sheep's organs stuffed in intestines, my immune system is stronger.

[Archduke Tips]

I wouldn't eat my food if it had poop on it.

[NotDavid]

I guess.... If it fell in some dust or something... Or onto other, older food.

[sadie]

Originally Posted by RussoNWM

I wouldn't eat my poop if it had food on it.

[DamnthatDavid]

Solid food, and even pudding. Eat everything off the ground.

[noob3]

i have a system that includes not having a dog to rub it's ass on my floor, and cleaning said floor. this way when food falls, i use the 3-second rule & a double check for hair/feces/fuzz/gremlins/ect

i mean if i'm hungry who cares you know? i'm pretty sure a long time ago my extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-great-great-great grand dude noob3 was eating twigs & berrys and shit with dirt all over it he probably savoured the dirt flavor anyways so i mean what's up with that guys

[Yggdrasill]

My floor is an assorted blend of 16 secret herbs and spices.