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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 08:24 PM        New york is evil
I live and hate in New York. In new york, there are many people from all different countries and they all act different. In New York, a studio apartment that does not have a kitchen costs $700/month and a standard three bedroom home costs half a million ($500,000 you moron). In new york, the water comes from terrorist targets. In new york, you can buy Nuetschtaffel cheese from a foriegner during the day, and crack cocaine from a black man at night on the same street, outside the same store. In New York, NOBODY listens to ZZ Top. In New York, a dildo can be purchased for less money then a quality flashlight.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
How many dildos DO you have?
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
Not as many as a person should have, and I have even less flashlights. We all know who to thank for that..... THE JEWS.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:18 PM       

Hello, we were killed in a car accident and we live in NEW YORK. OUR SEATBELTS WERE DEFFECTIVE AND EVIL ROBOT LIKES FRIED CHICKEN AND SLUTS.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:29 PM       

Hello, we died in a car accident as well, although we died in texas, we still love to watch EVIL ROBOT PLAY THE PIANO AND EAT FREID CHICKEN AND LICK PUSSY VERY WELL.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
Those all belong in the music, scene/anti-scene (and FOOD!), and loveline forums
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:44 PM       

HAHAHAHAHA! EVIL ROBOT SAW THIS SIGN ON SEPTEMBER 14TH, 2001!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THEY WERE STORING THE DEAD IN A WAREHOUSE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:50 PM       
Omigawd is that blood>
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
No dickman, it's krylon! I still don't understand why they didn't make the sign out of cardboard intstead of doing it graffiti style, BUT HEY, THATS NEW YORK FOR YA.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
hehe the dickman joke never gets old.

I love how much cheaper it is to live in texas. I have a 2 bedroom apartment that costs 600
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
hahahaha! In soviet russia, apartment is asigned to you by commitee of public housing!!! Stupid americans, PAYING FOR PLACE TO LIVE!!!! Please fill out the apropriate forms to aquire an automobile.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
I'm afraid that I'll be in new york all of a sudden and get mugged.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
shut up cumacazio

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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:24 PM       
People get mugged in NY. The thing is now, you don't even know when your getting robbed anymore. Them peoples getting crafty. I went to see the "Murphy's Law" band in poughkipsie, and when we parked a black man came up to me and claimed to be the parking lot attendent and that we need to pay him five dollars. Being a sharp minded New Yorker I called his bluff, turns out he was a crack head looking for handouts from white folks and he had nothing to do with the booth at the entrance. After he told the truth I gave him 80 cents.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 10:46 PM       
I'm trying to rent my home away from home in NY. This is a quote from the nearest ski resort to whom has customers to whom I rent to:
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*Sr. Citizens over 62 pay Student rates.
*Sr. Citizens over 70 ski for FREE.
Over 70 ski for free! I love them New York winters! It's so god damn cold it makes me welcome death! I dream of moving to another state 700 miles south of here but Im told there is no jobs anywere else. IT IS MY OPINION THAT MANHATTAN CLAM CHOWDER IS FAR SUPERIOR TO NEW ENGLAND CHOWDER! SAY IT SAY IT!!!!
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
Bloomberg is a cocksucker.

What fuckin dumbass thinks of thru-streets? It made 3 times more traffic.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 11:15 PM       
He is pushing back the port authority's time table on the world trade center and putting thousands of union employees out of work until he decides otherwise. It's not a good idea to portray himself as the "anti-union" mayor. Not good at all. But on the plus side, HE DID NOT REMOVE THE WHORES FROM HUNTS POINT, SINCE THERE IS NO HOOKER UNION.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
Not to mention how he filled his ass about dealing with...ready?..


THE BLACKOUT OF 2003!

so well, like a FUCKING MECHANICAL DILDO
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
Isn't Detroit the Murder and Rape capitol of America?
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 12:30 PM       
I wish I lived in Detroit.
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 10:02 PM       
That would be one hell of a drive to go meet Quincey!
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 10:27 PM       
there are a lot of ******s (like me) downtown where i live. Lateish last night i was sitting in the parking lot of 7-11 counting all my 1 dollar i got back from getting a slurpee and a really skinny man with a hat and an Abe lincon beard shows up beside my passenger side window ,tapped it, and then asked "have you paid jesus today my brother? You give me any spare change and ill send it to the lord." i gave him the dollar since i guess i was curious of what he was gonna do with it. When i pulled out he was dealing with a man two blocks over. Im worthless and cant tell good stories of things that happen either
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Old Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:49 AM       
It is the same Hobo person who Hobo Renee?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:16 PM       
no

though it would be funny to hear her say "******"
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