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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 02:45 PM        What the fuck?
One of my sister cats had some kittens a few days ago. They got a call (either yesterday or today) from a guy wanting one of the kittens. He wanted a kitten so he could feed it to his snake. What is you guys opinion on this? Here' mine.

YOU SICK MOFO SONOFABITCH! Feeding a poor kitten to a snake? Sick bastard.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:25 PM       


YOUR SISTER IS A CAT LADY.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
Your sister should give you away to be fed to the snake instead.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:54 PM       
Look around online for good kitten recipies then realize what you're doing and kill yourself.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
I need a live kitten to hang from the mirror of my car. Not the middle one, but the outside mirror on the drivers side door.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
i love when snakes eat kittens, i saw it twice and not in tv
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 06:40 PM       
Couldnt this be related to the current debates about abortion?
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
Press RETURN to size up the situation.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:14 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:17 AM       
leran how to type.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
that would be funny to see
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:23 AM       
This is necessary. Life feeds on life.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 05:42 AM       
haha seth made a joke!
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 07:01 AM       
CAT RESAPIE:
get a cat.
cut its skin off
fill its stomach with aloominium filings
put some gunpowder also in its stomach
stick in sports' microwave
call him to microwave
put microwave on

HAHAH CAT AND SPORTS BLOW UP
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 09:27 AM       
Wow...didn't know this place had so many assholes.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 10:26 AM       
Oh, the sweet irony.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:21 PM       
Double irony
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:26 PM       
@ sport's anthropomorphic family
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
You have no fucking clue what that word means, do you?

(Quick, run to dictionary.com to save face!!)
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
:/ explain to me wtf is so fuckin funny?
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:47 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:47 PM       
Anhtropomorphic means something human about an object and or animal.

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